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Sticky Keyboard Epidemic Saturates The Globe As Porn-Only Search Engine Goes Live!

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Tired of looking for porn on Google and getting bogged down by all those Safe For Work sites?
Search.xxx is the place for you!
Billed as “The Search Engine for Porn,” this new website prides itself in helping you locate adult-themed content only! It scans websites ending with .xxx — a relatively new domain extension recently put into effect.
ICM Registry launched Search.xxx on Thursday and they’re totes titillated to watch it penetrate the porn market!!
Already, hundreds of thousands of unique visitors are sucking down their bandwidth!
CEO Stuart Lawley said:

“It’s the same dirty porn that you’d get in [sites ending with] .com, but in a safe, more controlled environment… Our long-term game plan is to increase that market share. The more customers we get searching Search.xxx, the more providers we will have registering.”

The cool thing about it — if you’re into that sort of thing — is that you can set a search filters for sexual preference!!
Type in “anal gangbang” with the “Gay” filter turned on, for example, and you’ll be treated to Four Sexy Dudes in a Sleazy Hotel Room without wading through hetero videos like Savannah’s Anal Gangbang!
You know, if you’re in to that sort of thing!
Happy hunting, folks!
[Image via WENN.]

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Sep 29, 2012 09:02am PDT