Porn stars expect to get f**ked by plumbers, or auto mechanics, or large sausage pizza delivery persons — that’s just in the script — but no one expects to get shafted by their banker!
However, as we EXCLUSIVELY! reported to you last week, Chase Bank has quietly started terminating the accounts of many of the porn industry’s biggest stars.
These starlets never saw the onslaught coming!!! So, as you can probably guess, many of them are PISSED OFF!
And we imagine some of them are pissed on, too, but you can find more details about that by Googling “golden showers.”
Here are what some of the industry’s biggest names and biggest peens are saying on Twitter:
Dear Chase Bank: You denied me a bank account because of my porn work. Could you at least take me off your phone/mail/email spam list?
— Stoya (@stoya) November 2, 2013
Violence gets much more acceptance than sex in this society- how many producers of horror flicks have accts at Chase no problem? Hmmm
— Veronica Avluv├óΓÇ₧┬ó (@VeronicaAvluvXX) April 22, 2014
@chase told me I was an infamous figure in the adult business&thats reason why they closed it.So infamous I pay my utilities&kids gym class
— Teagan Presley├óΓÇ₧┬ó (@MsTeagan) April 21, 2014
Well @chase @ChaseSupport you couldn’t even give me until 5/11 as in my letter. U closed my account today. You hear that @PerezHilton? Wow
— Teagan Presley├óΓÇ₧┬ó (@MsTeagan) April 22, 2014
Way to be #WellsFargo! CHASE just CHASED us away… http://t.co/mKCNyAL22W
— Naughty America ├é┬« (@naughtyamerica) April 28, 2014
@PerezHilton @DirectorJoshua @Chase They did it to me a few years ago..they did it to Chanel Preston and @KeiranLee a couple weeks ago
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) April 22, 2014
@DirectorJoshua something has to be done. #chase has fucked with people before with other issues. Should not get away with shit like this
— Dakota Skye (@imDakotaSkye) April 22, 2014
Yikes, it’s not that these gals aren’t used to getting screwed, but at least their partner usually has the decency to cuddle after!
Chase has yet to comment on their suspicious behavior, but according to some sources the bank might be bending over backwards to close shady accounts at the request of the Department of Justice.
Ugh. It doesn’t sound like these ladies have broken any laws to us – why discriminate?!