Pot Boy Phelps Saves Subway Deal

A publicist for Subway has refuted claims that Michael Phelps has been dropped as a Subway spokeswhore.

“Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior. Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans,” said the sandwich maker’s mouth piece.

Lucky break, Mikey!

[Image via AP.]