Rachel Uchitel Does The Inevitable!

Now that Rachel Uchitel has run out of celebrities to shamelessly sleep with, she’s naturally doing what any disgusting, famewhoring homewrecker does – pose for Playboy!

However, because the gutter troll is such a clASSy lady, she reportedly won’t be showing off her vajayjay!

Probably because that’s only for the eyes of married men with six figure bank accounts!

Good for you, bb! Way to keep your integrity intact!

BARF.

[Image via WENN.]