REPORT: Real Housewife Dorinda Medley Drunkenly Assaulted A New York Banker With Her High Heel!!

She made it not so nice…
Dorinda Medley is without a doubt the comedic relief on Real Housewives nowadays, but unfortunately, the latest news out of New York is anything but funny.
That’s because we’re hearing reports that the wino had a little too much to drink at the Regency Hotel on Monday… and ended up assaulting an investment banker with her high heel!
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According to sources at the NYC hot spot, Sylvester Miniter IV was attempting to break up a small fight between Dorinda and RHONY expert Harry Dubin (LOLz!!!) when he was allegedly hit with her shoe during the commotion.
While violence is never okay, Monday just so happened to be the Bravolebrity‘s late husband Richard Medley‘s birthday, which would explain the excess drinking.
Luckily/unluckily for her, Dorinda’s hard-pAArtying ways are to be expected at this point, meaning no one involved pressed charges… but she was reportedly very apologetic about the incident Tuesday morning.
We’re just glad John Mahdessian showed up to take Dorinda home before this reached Aviva Drescher‘s leg-throwing levels!
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