At least there is no chance of variety spin-off with this latest tragic reality TV venture.
We had mentioned that some moron network decided it was time Jessica Simpson return to the world of reality television. Well, now it is official.
Jessica will host the docu-series, The Price of Beauty, which will follow the singer, as she treks around the globe in search of what people find beautiful and why. Because if anyone is an authority on beauty…
The shitastic show will premiere on VH1 (where else?!) and Jessica sounds super excited in the statement she realized this morning:
“I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I’m sure will be a wild ride.”
Now if that sounds like the biggest load of bullshit you’ve ever heard, READ ON for what the CEO of VH1, Jeff Olde has to say:
“Perhaps more than any other pop culture figure on the radar today, Jessica Simpson has been the target of our obsession with beauty on both sides of the equation. She is a woman who can set trends and create firestorms with a single photo. We could not be more thrilled that Jessica now gets to take control of that conversation and take a look at the idea of beauty through her own unique, unfiltered lens. And we at VH1 are excited to be in the passenger seat next to her as she begins this fantastic journey.”
Uh, are we talking about the same Jessica Simpson? The one we are thinking of recently ate her way through a media frenzy over gaining tons and wearing hideous outfits that in no way fit her. Is that one you mean?
Will U watch Jessica’s new desperate attempt at a career?
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