Check Out Gay Housewives' Reichen's New Single - In Full!

Wow.

Check out Gay Housewives of New York The A-List castmember Reichen Lehmkuhl‘s new single, Up To The Sky…if you dare (above)!

Yeah. That’s really what it sounds like.

The amount of aututone used in five seconds of this mess is about triple that of Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub‘s singles COMBINED!

And that’s the LEAST of its problems!

Sorry, bb, you better go back to…well, whatever it is that you do!

Anything but this!