Rory Culkin is guest-starring in the new Amazon Prime Video series Swarm, and even though his time on screen is memorable in the streaming go, he’s stretching out every, uh, inch of his on-screen appearance!
The series premiered back on Friday, and over the weekend, thousands of viewers took to Amazon’s streaming service to watch it play out. They weren’t ready for Rory’s shockingly immodest appearance, though!!
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The 33-year-old actor — and brother to famous siblings Macaulay and Kieran — plays an unnamed guest character who picks up protagonist Dre (played by actress Dominique Fishback) at a nightclub. After they do the deed and go to bed, the scene cuts to Dre waking up in the morning and looking across the room to see Culkin’s character completely in the nude.
He’s putting together a glass bowl of strawberries, which he then brings over to the bed where Dre has just been sleeping. As he kneels on the bed and presents the strawberries, he presses his own twig and berries right up against the glass bowl, too! As the camera pans down with Dre’s eye-line, you can see EVERYTHING all mashed up against the glass!
Don’t believe us? See it all for yourself (heads up, it is very NSFW) at the link HERE!
WHOA!!!
Fans were already surprised to see Culkin in the show at all, so their interest was already piqued. And then when they got a peek at his package, Twitter exploded with a mix of delight and disgust!
Immediately, Swarm viewers swarmed to the social media site to share their takes on Culkin’s “cawk,” as one viewer HIGHlariously called it. As you can see (below), here are just a few of the many reactions to Rory’s rod:
“No way they had Rory Culkin in this show just to show his cawk and dip?!”
“Rory Culkin is naked in this OMG”
“Rory Culkin going viral for a d**k scene in Swarm and not for his amazing acting in anything else makes me ill .. i hate that THAT scene is what’s gonna introduce a lot of people to Rory”
“Now why did I have to see Rory Culkin’s d**k in swarm just now.”
“I really wasn’t expecting to see Rory Culkin’s penis on this wonderful morning, but here I am.”
“Can we close Hollywood until we figure out what the hell is going on?”
“Quite a few people were talking about Rory Culkin being in Swarm all for the main thing his character did was press his flaccid penis up against a bowl of strawberries. And the saddest thing is, that visual is STILL burned into my mind”
“Rory Culkin strawberry scene pls my eyes…”
“This scene was so dirty and unnecessary.”
“I wouldn’t be put off by rory culkin’s squashed, flaccid penis but maybe I’m built different idk”
LOLz!
And how about one more for the road:
opened twitter and the first thing i saw was rory culkin pressing his dick on a bowl of strawberries pic.twitter.com/eQ2Fa04ove
— x ᴇ ɴ ᴏ ꜰ ᴀ ᴜ x (@xenofaux) March 20, 2023
Gotcha!!
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BTW, Culkin’s d**k drama isn’t the only stray Swarm is catching from pearl-clutching viewers this week.
Taking to Twitter after the series’ premiere episode, some fans also called out Chlöe Bailey for a “very unnecessary” graphic sex scene in the show, as well. What is this, some kind of Moral Majority s**t popping back up in 2023?!
What do U make of Culkin’s cawk, tho, Perezcious readers?? Sound OFF with your take down in the comments (below)!
[Image via The Hollywood Reporter/YouTube]
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