Ah, Twitter. The new location for schoolyard brawls.
We all know Roseanne has been quite vocal on Twitter with her support of Donald Trump and propagation of bizarre right wing conspiracy theories.
But did you know one of Trump’s biggest enemies is, too? No, we don’t mean the leader of a nation which has been cyber attacking us — that’s Trump’s buddy!
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No, for this president, an enemy is a porn star with whom he had an extramarital affair that he may have broken the law to try and cover up.
But Stormy Daniels doesn’t really get that political on Twitter; mostly she fends off trolls. On Thursday it was business as usual when she hit back at a user (whose account has since been suspended — must have been a particularly nasty comment), writing:
Have you seen my tits? (Of course, you have) I don’t jog anywhere. So I’ll just sit here, sipping my coffee and talking shit. Xoxo https://t.co/fnsJ5SVcO2
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 3, 2018
Another commenter wrote back (also deleted now):
“You’re disgusting and do not represent classy women AT ALL! Your fifteen minutes of fame will be up soon and we will all be thrilled when that day comes!”
Stormy got a defender in another actress, of the Oscar-winning variety. Patricia Arquette quipped:
Following this logic -If she doesn├óΓé¼Γäót represent “classy women” I guess that means the President represents classless men? Hmm. Interesting. ..
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) May 4, 2018
Nice.
That’s when Roseanne stepped in to defend her man in a Trumpian way — by degrading women:
she’s known for anal porn scenes.
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 4, 2018
Patricia didn’t let it go:
Trump is known for cheating on his 1st wife with his 2nd. His 2nd wife with his 3rd and cheating on his 3rd with multiple women! So what’s your point?
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) May 4, 2018
Even Twitter goddess Chrissy Teigen jumped into the fray:
when you tweet, do people at ABC just implode? they have to.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 4, 2018
Butt it was Stormy herself whose reply dropped our jaws:
I don’t even do anal movies, you ignorant twat. That’s like saying you are known for your beautiful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. https://t.co/azOOZMDGdw
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 4, 2018
Dayum….
After landing the knockout blow, she even clarified for a couple commenters who second guessed her:
Not true. I have done over 200 movies over last 15 years.Only 1 scene with my husband was anal so get the facts straight. But it doesn’t really matter. She tried using my job as a reason to discredit me. (Consensual) sexual choices does NOT make someone less of a human.
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 4, 2018
Touche’. Please send my sincerest apologies to your undercarriage. It was insensitive of me.
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) May 4, 2018
Talk about definitive. Who knew a professional comedian could lose a fight on Twitter that bad??
[Image via ABC/NBC/WENN.]
