True Blood's Ryan Kwanten Cuts Off His Luscious Blonde Locks & Rocks A Porno-Stache!

What the f**k happened to your hair, Ryan Kwanten?!

The True Blood actor debuted a newly shaved head and questionable mustache during the Toronto Film Festival on Tuesday, completely leaving his seksi with the vamps in Louisiana!

The buzz-worthy cut is apparently for his role as a Christian monk in an upcoming Viking movie, but we’re begging him to grow the hair back.

Who knew a man’s signature do’ could be so appeal-morphing!

We might need one of your fellow officers at the Bon Temps station to arrest you for the murder of your mane!!! LOLz!

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[Image via WENN/DJDM/Pacific Coast News/Sean O’Neill.]