Say It Ain't So! More Spawn For Mucca?!

HOrrific!
It’s bad enough that there’s already a child in the world that has to call that hack ‘Mom’ – is she really going to terrorize another one?!
Evil Heather Mills is reportedly looking into adoption!!
She confirms:

“I wouldn’t have another child because the world is already too overpopulated. But I might adopt one.”

We’d suggest she get a puppy, but NO living thing deserves that kind of punishment!
The next time you’re feeling especially maternal, how about you go dig up one of Beatrice‘s old cabbage patch kids, bb?!
We think you’ve done quite ENOUGH ‘child-rearing!’
[Image via WENN.]