OMG, Seth Rogen getting high and watching ridiculously bad movies should totally be its own show on YouTube!
Cats just dropped on streaming Tuesday night, and everyone whose morbid curiosity has grown from all the hysterical word of mouth over the past couple months finally got to experience the magic for themselves.
But none were so entertaining as the Pineapple Express star, who announced he was “pretty stoned” and finally watching the Razzie-winning musical.
Video: Perez & The Kids Give Their Review Of Cats
Obviously his takes were HILARIOUS! He live-tweeted:
“I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.”
Yes… Experience it…
“Also the scale is bizarre. The behind the scenes features, which are amazing, said the set is 2.5 times scale but that would mean cats are like 60 pounds in real life!”
Those are some decent math skills for someone so stoned! Ha!
Ch-ch-check out all his stream of consciousness thoughts (below)!
They made them go to cat school.
The mice!?!?!?!?!?!!?
These cats are like 2 feet tall in this world. That’s a huge f**king cat.
Yeah, the scale is ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Serious question: why not just costumes? It’s how it’s always been done on Broadway, and you’d save approximately A GAJILLION DOLLARS.
This is so “Broadway funny”.
Some cats in pants. Some no pants.
“Let’s make 35 nonsense songs introducing cats!” – The makers of cats.
They move so funny.
Jason Derulos feet don’t look like they’re touching the ground.
To be fair that’s true IRL…
Judi Dench is in a cat fur coat which I can only assume is socially APPALLING in this world.
I have a hard time getting actors to rehearse for like 20 mins. They got these people to train to lick their hands and rub them in their hair for weeks!!!
WHAT IS JELLICLE?!,!?
Their tales are dancing.
We think he meant “tails” but tbh it works this way, too. Their tales are basically just dancing…
CG cat people dancing is odd. Is it impressive? I don’t know!
These cats are straight up wearing white chuck taylors!!!
Did they commission little chucks from the cat shoe maker?
A lot of neon lights at knee height in London in the 30’s.
Is the milk bar for humans??! For cats? Is this in Clockwork Orange world? Huh?
Judi dench looks the most cuddly.
That isn’t not true.
Seth continued:
Is magic cat a thing?
“The Theater Cat!” Let’s intro another f**king cat!!!
Like why even make these actors show up on set? They’re playing cats.
How many times they say the word “cat” in a this?
Ian Mckellan just straight up has normal fingers.
“Do it more like a cat!” – the director of cats. “You sure it’s not weird?” – actor in Cats. “Nah fam it’s f**king genius! People have loved this s**t for decades! It’s perfect!”
“Yeah I’m a cat but I tap dance so I’m gonna need to commission some tiny tap shoes.”
These cats love to mess up a made bed.
Oh the cats of the railway train! F**king finally!
Wide Awake!!!!! Ahaha
Some cats get high heels which is funny to picture in real life.
Out of respect, I’ll leave Idris out of all this.
Awww…
Seth concluded:
“Alright I’m turning this off and watching 90 day fiancé. Good night. Stay clean as f**k.”
Innerestingly, Seth wasn’t the only one distracting himself from reality by checking out the newly streaming flick.
A completely different thread led to this little nugget of catnip… Writer Jack Waz tweeted:
“A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in @catsmovie. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats”
Leading Seth to comment:
Release the Butthole Cut of Cats!!
Ha! OMG!
So if you saw #ReleaseTheButtholeCut trending on Twitter, now you know why!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN/Universal Pictures/YouTube.]
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