Shiteous Economy = No Playboy $uper Bowl Party

For nine years, Hugh Hefner and his bunnies have hosted a pre-Super Bowl sextravaganza, but because of the tittie mag’s crap economic standing, the party is not happening this weekend.

Last year, Playboy hosted a $2,000 a head oasis themed party which featured a performance by hip hopper Common.

Cancellation was a necessary move as the bunny mag will be reducing jobs, consolidating its online and print divisions, and writing down the value of assets as much as $100 million, resulting in a fourth-quarter operating loss.

Sucks!

Hope the bunny mansion is safe from the economic turmoil!

[Image via WENN.]