Simon Cowell's Anti-Aging Secrets Revealed!!

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Just how DOES Simon Cowell stay so young?”
We have!
Oh, and the answer is: Money! Lots of money!
All that money is said to buy: six-monthly Botox injections (ouch!), regular colonic irrigation (yep!), intravenous vitamin injections (what?!) AND he will only use black toilet paper (what’s the point??)!
That’s actually just the start of it! He also eats fresh fruit sent to him by air freight and drinks TWO smoothies a day made from “exotic plants.” Also he has tons of massages, chest waxes, wears tooth caps and dies his hair dark dark dark!
That’s so crazy! We can’t imagine spending that kind of money on delaying the inevitable!
Age with grace, Simon! Ha!
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