First, he brings the taxes up on tanning and now he’s acting like he don’t know who Snooki be!
Aw hell no, Mr. President! Time to recognize the wonder that is our lil Snickers!
Even though he has name dropped her a time or two, during his appearance on The View a few weeks back, Barack Obama said he had no idea who Snooki was.
Because news travels only by juiced-out carrier pigeons when on break from GTLing to the Jersey Shore, Snooki is only now catching wind of this story and has decided to respond. She told sources:
“I know he knows who I am. Why did he have to lie and say he didn’t know me? He did say Snooki and JWoww about the tanning stuff and now he doesn’t know who I am? He has to stop lying.”
You heard her holy pickleiciousness, Barack! You have denied her free taxes on tanning, do not also deny her the recognition she so drunkenly deserves. She had to drink a long of 40s to get to this point in her career. She demands a little of your respect, sir!
[Image via WENN.]
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