Here we go again!
Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, is STILL running his mouth about their magical 48-hour relationship.
He said:
“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool a** person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl. The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her. She honestly has one of the biggest hearts…She is really not how everybody thinks she is.”
We “spent the whole day together” on the boardwalk “just kissing. We just cared about me and her. It was just an amazing day! Just kissing her was a rush Her lips are matched perfectly to mine…I couldn’t even explain it.“
WTF?! Get a grip! And he effing continued:
“She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [ex] Emilio. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her.
I really hope it will be something that we can continue. I just want to be happy with this one girl, we had a great connection, everything went beautiful. I don’t need somebody else’s fame to make my fame. I just want a fair chance to see if anything really does come out of it. We were talking about this becoming a long-term thing. She wanted me to meet her dad, she said her mom would love me.
I’m going to tell her we can still see each other low key without anybody knowing, we won’t do anything on footage. When Jersey Shore is done filming, we start it back up again full force.”
REALLY?! He sure seems like he values his privacy.
We give it two weeks.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]