If she were anywhere else in America, her ass would be in an orange jumpsuit picking garbage off the freeway with the other inmates.
Instead, we have to read that The Hills sweetheart pain-in-the-ass Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with suspicion of DUI today after her arrest two weeks ago in Hollywood.
Um, excuse us, but there is nothing to be “suspicious” about! The idiot registered a .08 and .09 on her TWO breathalyzer tests. That .09 puts her ABOVE the legal limit!
If she is convicted, then she will face up to six months in jail.
So there is hope for that orange jumpsuit after all!
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