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Verne Troyer‘s “Don’t Call Me A Gold Digger”/sex tape leaking ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, can’t keep her mouth shut.

The attention whore revealed a whole lot of stuff to the British tabloid News of the World!

Here are some of the juicy bits:

Ranae almost drowned Mini Me the weekend they made the sex tape at the luxury hotel L’Ermitage in Beverly Hills.

“I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him. Verne’s voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ├óΓé¼╦£Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’ I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne’s size it was like he’d fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥and he CAN’T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat.”

The next night, Mini Me asked her to star in a sex video and guilty Ranae felt obligated.

She goes on to say, “Without a doubt there’s nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on.”

Verne hated her pet dog because it was taller than him

“…he detested my little Maltese dog Lacey because when she stood on her back legs she was bigger than him.”

Verne made love to her THREE TIMES in 20 minutes the first time they got together.

“For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

We can’t believe Verne still shares the same roof with that woman!

We hope he gets a cut of the money “Don’t Call Me a Gold Digger” is making off of the sex tape.

[Image via WENN.]

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Jul 06, 2008 15:35pm PDT

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