Deryck Whibley is reflecting on his rock ‘n’ roll past… with Paris Hilton!!!
The Sum 41 frontman dropped his memoir Walking Disaster: My Life Through Heaven and Hell on Tuesday, dishing some scandalous details about his party boy past! Namely, he tells all about his off-the-rails fling with the Hilton Hotels heiress.
According to Deryck, in an excerpt obtained by DailyMail.com, he and Paris first ignited their romance during a night out in LA in 2003 after meeting years prior at an MTV event. He wrote:
“As soon as we walked in, I made eye contact with a beautiful blond girl who I recognized but couldn’t place. She clearly recognized me, too, as she came straight over. ‘Hi! Remember me? We met a couple years ago at the MTV thing you played.’ I realized that it was Paris Hilton. She wasn’t a household name yet, but she was still Paris Hilton and I definitely remembered her.”
He recalled saying during the run-in:
“‘How could I forget you? You were so cold and rude to me.’”
OMG! Wow! So bold! Ha!
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He claimed Paris playfully denied ever acting that way to him, and the two eventually laughed things off… And then one thing led to another and they had a round of “shots” and started “making out”!
Deryck said they moved the party to an old mansion in Hollywood Hills, where a “barely twentysomething girl” greeted them in lingerie “seemingly stoned on heroin.”
Holy s**t… Then The Simple Life star REALLY amped things up. He recalled:
“Paris pulled out a bit of coke… I did one bump, which turned out to be the purest, most amazing blow I’d ever had in my entire life. It wasn’t edgy, it wasn’t speedy, I didn’t feel my heart racing at all. I just felt f**king incredible.”
Remember, this is just the beginning of the story. There’s plenty in the book to dissuade folks from drugs, too!
He eventually had to leave the house party at around 3:00 a.m. as he had a show the next day — but not before another steamy makeout session on top of a vintage car. He wrote:
“We kept making out as I left the party, and soon we found ourselves living out some eighties dream, high on coke and making out on the hood of the movie producer’s vintage Porsche.”
And things got NSFW fast:
“Her top came off and it was getting intense. The only thing that wasn’t part of the dream was the guys from the band at the end of the driveway yelling at me because I was taking so long.”
What a night!! Sounds soooo early 2000’s…
Ultimately, Deryck wrote that he and Paris had a fling that lasted about six months. And that wasn’t even the craziest night! He also writes in the book about a time he, Paris, and Scott Weiland had a pretend orgy!
“I had one week off before our Canadian tour and I spent it in Los Angeles with Paris. I was starting to get cocky and had booked my flight to Toronto at 6 a.m. on the day of the first show. The night before my flight, Paris’s friend was having a big house party up in the Hills. Soon enough Paris and I found ourselves in a back bedroom of a Hollywood Hills mansion with my friend Byron from the band Pennywise and some guy I didn’t know. We were sitting around a small round table doing lines of blow and talking at each other. I started chatting up the stranger, and while he was pretty f**ked up and slurring, I gathered that his band had just been signed to a major label and he was excited about their new music. Then it f**king hit me: He was Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots, and he was talking about his new supergroup, Velvet Revolver, with him and members of Guns N’ Roses.”
Pretty wild, right?
But he and Scott were about to get a LOT closer…
“Right as I was putting these pieces together, someone burst through the door, yelling, ‘The cops are here busting people for drugs!’ I f**king panicked, jumping up to flush the drugs or hide or something, while Paris calmly cleared the mountain of coke into her bag. I continued freaking out because now Paris had a ton of blow in her purse, there was no way out of this back room, and the cops were about to bust in. Also, we were super f**king high.”
This next part though…
“That’s when I came up with what I thought was a brilliant plan. ‘All four of us should jump in the bed, get under the covers, and pretend like we’re having an orgy, so when the cops come in they’ll think we’re gross sex freaks and leave us alone!’ Everyone (they were also high) thought it was a perfect plan. We jumped in bed and Scott started rubbing my chest and undoing his pants. I shouted, ‘Whoa whoa whoa what the f**k are you doing?’ He replied in a really stoned voice, ‘What? I thought you said we were having an orgy.’ I shouted back, ‘PRETEND! I said pretend we were having an orgy!'”
We mean… he kinda missed out on an orgy with Scott Weiland by the sounds of it. Just sayin’, it sounds like he was down…
“After about fifteen minutes of our pretend orgy, we heard music playing and people talking. Someone had just panicked when the cops showed up for a noise complaint, and we were safe.”
But was the world safe from his partying? Because he also admitted he completely missed a huge Sum 41 show while partying with Paris. Everyone in the audience thought he’d show up any minute, that it was a joke… but he “wasn’t even in the country.”
Damn. Crazy stuff!
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