FINALLY! A way for you to bring your alcoholic beverages anywhere you want without being caught!
To baseball games!
To church!
To your court-ordered community service!
The geniuses at Smuggle Your Booze have invented the Sunscreen Flask that stealthily sneaks your liquor past the tightest of tight security teams!
To the unsuspecting eye, it looks like you’re just trying to protect your skin from the harmful rays of the sun. But little will anyone know, you’re about to get yo’ drink on! Well, until you start chugging directly from your sunscreen lotion bottle. That… might raise some eyebrows.
The furtive flask is available on Amazon for only $10!
So this summer, say YES to drinking where once drinking was prohibited! And say NO to avoiding melanoma!
(**the following post was an exercise in sarcasm, Perezcious readers. Please drink responsibly and protect yourselves from the sun.)
[Image via Amazon.]
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