Sluttyienna Miller should get the award for horniest celebutard!
The girl needs a warm male’s body at her side at all times.
So, it’s been what, about a month since her break up with married oil heir Balthazar Getty and there’s already news that she’s already dating someone else!
A snitch told The London Paper that they spotted Slutty on a ‘secret date’ with the scruffy and smelly Josh Hartnett at an exclusive East London bar.
American actor Josh, as y’all know, is in London for Rain Man. And he’s sick! Probably a result of getting too close to Slut Slut!
A source said, “They definitely looked like a couple – and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening – there was definitely a buzz in the air.”
Good job, Slutty!
Glad you found someone unattached to satisfy your needs!
That’s totally more like it.
[Images via WENN.]
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