OK, prepare to have your brain melted. We’re so sorry.
When we saw these Sydney Sweeney bikini photos were trending, we didn’t bat an eye. We mean, it’s Sydney Sweeney in a bikini… of course a bunch of dudes are drooling. Right? No. We were so wrong.
Before we get into why they were actually starting so much discourse, we’re going to show you the pics:
Sydney Sweeney shows off bikini body lounging outside $13 million Florida Keys mansion https://t.co/HXZrthodrX pic.twitter.com/aaAV2KknIS
— New York Post (@nypost) December 12, 2024
Sydney Sweeney stuns in her latest bikini pic from Florida Keys! ????✨
#SydneySweeney pic.twitter.com/ennvJk6R3j— FilmyZonee (@FilmyZonee) December 12, 2024
She looks amazing, right? What’s the deal? If you figured it out already, your finger is more firmly on the pulse of the incel, brain-rotted manosphere masses than ours. Condolences.
Dudebros were actually posting about how she looks BAD in these pics. Yes, really. They referred to her as needing to lose weight and argued all her more flawless photos out there are a big lie. One post getting a lot of attention captioned the pics:
“All women are catfishes. The question is, to what degree.”
And there were TONS of dudes who agreed. First of all, there were over 1.8k likes on that. Thankfully low for X (Twitter) actually, but that’s a freakin’ army of weirdos who think there’s something wrong with how Sydney Sweeney looks in a bikini. Posting stuff like this…
This should be illegal. pic.twitter.com/05Zjgbnahk
— captive dreamer (@captivedreamer7) December 13, 2024
— based lawyer guy (@basedlawyerguy) December 13, 2024
Seriously, what the actual hell??
No wonder there’s a male loneliness epidemic or whatever they’re calling it. These guys’ brains have been cooked on porn, Instagram, hentai, whatever… to the point they can’t recognize the beauty of a real woman when it’s shown in a natural environment. They see a woman who isn’t putting herself in some perfect presentation just for them, with pristine lighting and posing and makeup, and they’re just rejecting her wholesale.
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This transcends picky standards and borders on mental disorder. This is like a regression into lack of object permanence, like babies have. Like, seriously, you can’t tell this is the same woman you saw on the red carpet? If she turned off the light, would you complain she was lying about looking all shadowy??
Clearly Sydney saw some of the comments — or others like them in recent days. Because the Immaculate star took to her own IG Friday afternoon and posted a video putting a bunch of recent comments about her body on blast. Like:
“She knocked up? Stung by a nest of wasps? Dive into a swimming pool full of donuts and chips? Good grief man!”
“Without artifice (makeup, filter and photoshop) she is really ugly!”
“Too pale and she needs to lose a few pounds around the middle”
Her response? If you stomach the first half of the video, it cuts to video of the actress training hard for her next big film, the Christy Martin boxing biopic. Her counterpunch is showing her body is for more than ogling — it’s for bobbing, weaving, punching… and most of all it’s dedicated to storytelling.
We’re just glad she isn’t letting these absolute trash takes bother her.
[Image via Sydney Sweeney/Instagram.]
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