The Bromance Is Over!

The bromance between Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan has come to a tragic end resulting in a feud between the two bad dads.
Apparently, Michael was upset with how Jon handled his relationship with former Star reporter Kate Major who’s “like a daughter” to him.
You already have TWO daughters dipshit!
Naturally, Michael is using the press to get the word out about their feud and has issued this official statement:

“Jon Gosselin sought a safe haven at my Southampton home through a dear family friend, Kate Major. When they arrived at my home it seemed that they were very close. After sharing an upstairs guest room I assumed things were intimate between them and questioned Kate. I sat Jon down and told him that Kate is like a daughter to me, and he better be straight with her. I asked him if he really wanted to be with Kate or if he still wanted Hailey [Glassman].
“Jon said that he wanted to be with Kate and even went so far as to tell her to quit her job (against my advice) and he would hire her. Kate subsequently quit per Jon’s advice and promise. Even my fiance Erin told her not to quit her job, but Kate trusted Jon and quit.
“After getting to know Jon and hearing how he said TLC was ├óΓé¼╦£screwing├óΓé¼Γäó him, I then introduced him to Mike Heller, and Mike introduced us to his dad, Mark [Heller]. The three of us cut deals to represent Jon, and representation documents circulated. But as time went on, I was cut out. Albeit, Jon began to become secretive and distant, regardless of the deals I brought to the table. A book contract was even breached without any consideration. All because other people wanted a bigger piece of the pie.
“As of late, contracts have been breached, legal ethics violations have ensued and Jon has become a different person than I thought he was.”

Oh, boo hoo! We guess The Divorced Dads’ Club is off the table now.
Jon, we hate to say it, but you’re making a HUGE step in the right direction with separating yourself from this guy.
But you’re not off the hook yet as you still have a LOT of work to do!
[Image via WENN.]