The Chainsmokers Brag About D*ck Size, Talk Getting P*ssy, & Throw Shade At Weezer & LMFAO In Cringeworthy Billboard Interview!

Perezcious readers, your eyes are about to be super tired from the amount of rolling they’ll be doing.
The Chainsmokers recently sat down for an interview with Billboard Magazine, gracing the cover of its September 24 issue, and it’s just filled with cringeworthy quote after cringeworthy quote.
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Drew Taggart (pictured above, on bed)– who sang alongside Halsey during this year’s VMAs — and Alex Pall (pictured above, on ground) make up the dynamic duo dominating the charts right now, but their musical accomplishments aren’t the only things they’re bragging about.
Drew spilled that he and the 31-year-old party ALL the time, saying:

“We rage every night. My mom’s going to hate reading that but she already knows.”

Well, Drew’s Mom, buckle up because it only gets worse.
Alex bragged about their alcohol tolerance, adding:

“It’s always ‘work hard, play hard.’ But you’ll never see us getting carried out of a club. We’re way too good at drinking.”

And, on their website, the Closer performers randomly write in their bio:

“17.34 combined inches├óΓé¼┬ª think about it…”

So, naturally Alex clarified the mystery number is actually their d*ck size, explaining:

“Oh, that’s our penises combined… tip to tip”

Speaking of d*ck, the New York native also dished about getting p*ssy:

“Even before success, p*ssy was number one. Like, ‘Why am I trying to make all this money?’ I wanted to hook up with hotter girls. I had to date a model.”

Classy.
Especially coming from a man who — at the time of the interview, at least — has a live-in girlfriend. Drew does too, for all those models who were wondering.
Alex later added:

“We’re just frat bro dudes, you know what I mean? Loving ladies and stuff.”

But it’s not just babes and booze with these two. They also talk trash.
Alex explained that Weezer denied an invitation to appear during their 2016 Coachella set, and admitted they liked having the opportunity to reverse the roles when the band reached out to collab:

“They were like, ‘Yo! We should do a track together,’ and I’m like, ‘Oh, really?’ I can’t blame somebody for saying no early on, but it depends on how you said no and how you came back to us. If you own it, like, ‘I didn’t see the vision, but it’s clear now and it’s super sick,’ I get that. It feels good when those people are like…”

Luckily, Drew was there to complete the thought, saying: