The Food For The Fattie In You!!!

The Colonel brings you your next clogged artery!

Introducing the Double-Down, dubbed for it’s double helping of fried chicken, bacon, cheese and heart attacks after eating!

This new “innovative” sandwich cuts out the pesky bread (for all you carb counters) and provides you with a heaping helping of fat (32g), sodium (1380mg) and calories (540)!

So swing by KFC on April 12th to take a bite out of this monstrosity! But you better hurry! We can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of Kirstie Alley staking her claim in front of her nearest franchise. There might not be any left!