The New Golden Balls

David Beckham, who?????

Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.

The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.

How much will Crissie be getting paid????

$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.

That’s enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!

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