The Office Series Finale Set For May, Tissue Stock Goes Up 1000%!

UGH!
We are NOT going to be able to handle the back half of May at all now! Great! And May is usually amazeballs!
NBC has just set the series finale date for The Office on May 16th — which will also happen to be the 200th episode, and an hour long!
Apparently Steve Carell declined an invite to return for the last episode, which could be a misdirection, but probably not. If he doesn’t show up it’ll be such a wasted opportunity!
Why are they so hell-bent on making everyone cry and be sad??
AWFUL! LOLz!