Sweden is too far. Florida is where it’s at!
Tiger Woods’ scorned wife Elin Nordegren is reportedly looking to move herself and the kids to Southern Florida permanently. Sources say she has a lot of “good friends” in the area, friends that have helped her get through this difficult year.
But Elin, are you forgetting something?
Most of the whores your hubby put his nine-iron in work as cocktail waitresses in the greater Orlando area.
Do you really want a slew of his rejects up on your property all the time???
We don’t think so!
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