Tom Cruise's Impossible Run Continues! Mission: Impossible 5 Is HAPPENING!

Dun dun da dun! Dun dun da dun! DUH-NAHH-NAHHHH, DUH-NAHH-NAHHHH, DUHN-NAHH-NAHHHH! Da duhn!
Tom Cruise faces his most impossible mission yet:
Convincing folks to shell out another $15 bucks on another Mission: Impossible sequel!
He just inked a deal with Paramount Pictures to star in and produce IM5 MI:5!
The 50-year-old action hero already broke into CIA headquarters, scaled the world’s tallest building, flew a helicopter into a train, and bedded Michelle Monaghan — we wonder what he could possibly do next!!
Sky-diving into an active volcano?
Riding a great white shark into battle against a band of Somali pirates??
Arm-wrestling Xenu atop the peak of Mars’ Olympus Mons???
Winning back the love and respect of Katie Holmes????
Phew!! We’re wiped just trying to guess!! We bet the poor guy is looking forward to eventually retiring!!
Not much is known about a script or costars, but Jack Reacher director Christopher McQuarrie is rumored to be the front-runner to direct!