Poor Shannon Elizabeth. Our cold heart almost breaks for her.
The American Pie alum’s “career” as an actress has been suffering lately, but bitch has been working the poker circuit.
F List is traveling the world, showing up at “celebrity” poker tournaments and hoping the cards turn up in her favor.
Shannon is currently in Australia, where she threw a diva fit at a tournament in Melbourne.
Honey, F Listers can’t be demanding!
P.S. She lost.
Poor Shannon sucks at poker too!
P.P.S. OMG! OMG! Wouldn’t it be hot if Elizabeth did a Lifetime TV movie with Jennifer Love Desperate??? Geniusity, we say.
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