Totally Tragic

Poor Shannon Elizabeth. Our cold heart almost breaks for her.

The American Pie alum’s “career” as an actress has been suffering lately, but bitch has been working the poker circuit.

F List is traveling the world, showing up at “celebrity” poker tournaments and hoping the cards turn up in her favor.

Shannon is currently in Australia, where she threw a diva fit at a tournament in Melbourne.

Honey, F Listers can’t be demanding!

P.S. She lost.

Poor Shannon sucks at poker too!

P.P.S. OMG! OMG! Wouldn’t it be hot if Elizabeth did a Lifetime TV movie with Jennifer Love Desperate??? Geniusity, we say.

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