Uhh, who’s got eyes on Travis Kelce?? New Hampshire police might be looking for him! LOLz!
Someone who bears a striking resemblance to the tight end is a wanted man in Salem, New Hampshire! The police department took to Facebook on Wednesday with a playful message calling the suspect out! They dished on the alleged crime first:
“Today we have a suspect that apparently doesn’t know he can’t take others things. Purses. Money. Bucket hats. Ok, the bucket hat may be his. I’m just jealous. My friend ‘borrowed’ mine 9 years ago on a golf trip and I never saw it again. Unbelievable. But THIS GUY allegedly stole a purse out of *someone else’s* vehicle and then decided that the credit cards in that purse were now his to use all Willy nilly.”
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And then they joked about the elephant in the room:
“GUESS WHAT PAL, you may look like Travis Kelce, TE for the Kansas City Chiefs and, possibly his more well known claim to fame, current fiancé of Taylor Swift, but your good looks and cool sty (kids call it ‘sty’ I think.) can’t get you outta this one! (Are we sure this isn’t Travis, actually? Anyone know where he’s been? Have times been tough? I mean I know the Chiefs missed the playoffs….) Na, it can’t be. He’s a Swifty. He wouldn’t do this.”
You GOTTA see these surveillance pics because it really is uncanny how much this guy looks like Trav! Ch-ch-check it out!
OMG!
Any chance Travis’ bachelor party activities got too wild and he ended up in New England?! LMFAO!
Locals joked in the comments:
“It could be Travis. They do have a wedding coming up… can you imagine how much it costs to rent out Madison Square Garden?!”
“Welllll, we do have a T Swift impersonator at [amusement park] Canobie Lake, so maybe this is the Travis equivalent? Either way, he did a big no no. Happy hunting!! lol”
“You’re telling me this isn’t Travis Kelce making a run for it before the big day?”
“The entire swifty nation will solve this one ha!”
Hah! Reactions?!
[Image via Not Gonna Lie/YouTube]
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