U2 Wants To Be One Direction??

UMMMM. What? Did existence suddenly flip in reverse??
It seems the LEGENDARY Irish rock band U2 is seeking an elixer of youth so that their next album reaches the ever-coveted Tween demo.
U2 have seduced the Swedish song-writing talents of Carl Falk, the scribe behind One Direction’s award winning What Makes You Beautiful, and their hit One Thing.
He also wrote Nicki Minaj’s bumpin’ track Starships, and has worked with Backstreet Boys, Taio Cruz, Nicole Scherzinger AND produced an album for hot-head Russell Crowe!
The band behind Pride (In the name of love) have supposedly been cavorting with other modern music mix masters, DangerMou5 and RedOne.
But what tweenage girl wants to listen to a band their dad listens to?? It├óΓé¼Γäós not about your sound guys, it├óΓé¼Γäós about the perception, and unless you literally turn into 18 year old boys, we just don├óΓé¼Γäót see you being the next ‘hot thing’…
You WERE hot…25 years ago!