Uhm, John Mayer?

How about NO??!!
There was a situation backstage at the CMT Awards last night. John Mayer decided he was fit enough to show the world the briar patch growing on his stomach, while Mike “The Situation” from Jersey Shore proved him wrong with his legendary abs.
Yuck, John! Yucky, yucky yuck!
If your pants were any tighter, we would have a furry muffin top on our hands!
Put your shirt down, fool!
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