VMA 2013 Gift Bags Included Lindsay Lohan Rehab Book

The performers and presenters get more than just street cred for their work at the VMAs. They also get mad swag in a gift bag!

This year’s haul included a sample of Katy Perry‘s new fragrance Killer Queen, a Brooklyn Nets hoodie, and…

…a book on addiction recovery from Cliffside Malibu, the rehab center used by none other than Lindsay Lohan!

What is MTV trying to imply by including Ending Addiction for Good: The Ground-Breaking, Holistic, Evidence-Based Way to Transform Your Life with the hotel stays and designer clothes? That all rock stars are alcoholics and drug addicts?!

Well, better safe than sorry we guess! Read it in good health, everyone!