Want To See Jesse McCartney NAKED???

Us too! BADLY!!!

This morning, we received an email from Kinsella Weitzman Iser Kump & Aldisert LLP, aka Jesse McCartney’s lawyers. Attached was a cease and desist order, asking us to remove any published photographs of Jesse in all his nekkid glory. The letter states:

“We are litigation counsel for Jesse McCartney. It has come to our attention that a person is attempting to circulate a nude photo which purports to be Mr. McCartney. Mr. McCartney was unaware of the taking of this alleged photo, did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and certainly did not consent to the taking of such a photo. He has no recollection of the taking of this photo and it appears that his photo has been manipulated and doctored by computer software.”

Then, it goes on to threaten us about publishing it and his personal rights, etc., etc.

Thing is, we didn’t publish them, because we don’t have them. We’ve never even seen them!

But they are out there, and damn it, we will find them!

[Image via WENN.]