When Trainwrecks Collide

Did you feel the earth shake for a hot second yesterday?

That’s because all the famewhore stars aligned in the sky, bringing forth the first stage of the apocalypse. We don’t have much longer now, bbs.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and Janice Dickinson all met up at a gas station in Beverly Hills. And, no, it wasn’t because they were offering to clean windshields for change.

The air of desperation was so thick you could have cut it with a knife!

[Image via WENN.]