Where's William???

Kate Middleton celebrated her birthday in London on Wednesday night.
Noticeably absent from the festivities was her on-again boyfriend, Prince William. He’s probably doing some military training or fucking three girls somewhere else.
Kate was joined by her sister Pippa for a night on the town, which included a stop at club Kitts.
Middleton turned 26.
They better not keep making her wait to get engaged. She’s not getting any younger!
[Image via WENN.]