Who's The Bigger Hot Mess?

Where do we start?

Both Andre Leon Talley and Pat Field were spotted looking like a hot mess express after the Ralph Lauren fashion show.

Vogue‘s editor at large wore a high fashion version of those tacky bikini and 6 pack ab t-shirts that tourists pick up while vacationing at the beach.

You’re not fooling anyone with those painted on abs of steel, Andre. We all know what’s going on underneath that tent.

And then there’s Pat. It’s hard to imagine that this is the person responsible for styling the ladies of Sex and the City.

Maybe she should take her own advice!

[Image via Anthony Dixon/WENN.]