Ew. Does she really think someone is going to pay to go out with HER?!
Lindsanity, who blew the opportunity to make $150,000 just to attend a ball with an Austrian billionare, is apparently auctioning herself off for drugs charity.
The whactress is hosting a BRIT Awards Party on Tuesday where there will be a celebrity auction, with all the proceeds going to The Red Cross for Haiti relief.
La Loca is offering the lucky winner of HER a ‘first class flight to LA, a week at the Peninsula Hotel, a night out with Lindsay Lohan, Sunday Brunch for 4 at The River Room, and the ultimate cinema experience at the Millbank Cinema Center for the winner + 400 friends.’
Seriously?
What this probably all means is: come admire all the shiz I hoard in my apartment, knock back a couple of vodka red bulls, and watch me pine desperately for SaMANtha Ronson at whatever club she’s ‘working’ at that night while I sneak shots of Ketel One out of a water bottle when no one is looking. Then I’ll bring you to Denny’s in the AM and leave you to foot the bill.’
We kid. Sort of.
In all seriousness, this – in theory – is a very nice gesture and we hope girlfriend follows through with everything she’s promising.
Don’t blow it, La Loca!! You’ve effed up enough this week.
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