Lady From Licking, Ohio Asks For You To Please Call Her "Sexy," While You Still Grapple With The Fact That Licking, Ohio Is A Real Place

This story starts off in Licking, Ohio and from there, it only gets weirder!
A woman by the name of Sheila Ranea Crabtree wants to change her name because she absolutely hates her “ugly” first name, and although she’s gone by her middle name Ranea since she was young, that isn’t making her happy either.
So next month she’s asking a judge to change her name to Sexy, like you do:

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Apparently, if the judge says no, she’ll go with “Sparkle.” Whether she becomes Sexy Crabtree or Sparkle Crabtree, one thing’s for sure: she will end up sounding like a colonial stripper.
Although, if you ask us, the real name that should be changed is Licking, Ohio. Can someone call up a judge for that?