Woody Allen Wants To Stick His Wood In Lindsay Lohan!


‘Cause Old Woody Woodster believes Lindsay is super talented!
We wonder, has Woody Allen actually seen any of Lindsay’s acting work since Mean Girls? Or is he basing his decision on pre-Cady Heron Linds?!
The Manhattan movie mastermind was recently spotted wining and dining Mz. Lindsay Lohan, and now he’s singing her praises, saying he would totes cast her in some future project.
Woody has expressed:

“If there was some legal reason I couldn’t [cast her], that would be a different story, but it would not concern me personally, no. I think that she’d be just fine and she’d do a great job. As I say, she’s a very gifted girl and I would not hesitate. If I had something for her, I’d certainly call her.”

Her performance in I Know Who Killed Me IS Oscar-worthy, and Labor Pains is not painful to watch at all…
We are VERY interested to see this happen… and to see Woody eat his words with some Lilo-infused vodka sauce slathered allll over them!
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