NO! NO! NO!

Sarah Palin has said that she "would be willing" to challenge President Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential election:

"I would be willing to if I believe that it's right for the country…I won't close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future."

That effing door better be shut and padlocked!

Since leaving her position as governor of Alaska, Palin has formed a political action committee, began endorsing candidates in Republican primaries, and as we know published a tome of BS book.

Sexy Sarah delivered the keynote address this past Saturday at the tea party convention which resulted in a question during the Q&A portion about a President Palin in the future. The crowd began to chant, "Run, Sarah, Run!"

Are these people insane?!

Apparently they are as voters in a Republican poll by 4-1 margin believe Sarah could run the country better than Obama. Sarah even still stands by that result saying:

"In the campaign, we tried to bring attention to the fact that Obama had really not a lot of experience. And I do say that my executive experience, as an administrator, as a team manager if you will was…and that hasn't changed.

"I think that President Obama with all due respect, his lack of experience is really made manifest in the way that decisions are made in the White House today. I sure wish that the present tool being used to reform health care would die…What they're working on today there in Congress and the White House, it needs to die."

Whatever, Sarah. She could never actually WIN the presidential election!

Right?

It's a terrifying thought!

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Genius!!

Sarah Silverman usually brings the LOLz, but we don't mind her when she's serious either - she is articulate, well-spoken, and very passionate about equal rights!!

When the subject of gay marriage was brought up, Silverman says:

"Not only would I not get married, it actually actively bums me out that anyone who is for equal rights would get married right now. There's nothing different between that and joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews back then. Who needs to get married that bad that they'll be a part of a club like that? This is embarrassing. It's embarrassing."

Way to go, Sarah!! Thanks for your support!!

Watch the awesome clip above!

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The FBI has their hands on the John Edwards sex tape!

Although former Edwards staffer Andrew Young has been ordered by a North Carolina judge to hand over the original tape by this coming Wednesday, sources say Young has forwarded a copy of the seksi seks tape to the FBI.

The tape has been described as a "very private and personal" tape which features Edwards boning a pregnant woman that Young believes to be the former VP-nom's mistress, Rielle Hunter.

Now, the question is - will it leak?

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John Edwards' former right-hand man, Andrew Young, was ordered by a North Carolina judge to turn over the illicit sex tape featuring Edwards and his mistress, Rielle Hunter on Friday.

But he never showed up with the tape!

The judge found Young in contempt of court, and has given the former staffer of Edwards until Wednesday at 2 pm sharp to turn over the tape.

Andrew and his wife Cheri told reporters that they "never had any intention of distributing the tape or showing it publicly" but apparently have "no problem" with handing the sex tape over to the courts.

So why didn't they hand it over in the first place??

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While Bristol Palin is busy trying to convince the world that she's a virgin and not a teen mom, her baby daddy and Alaskan douchebag Levi Johnston realized he was out of the spotlight and is attempting to claw his way back in by telling anyone who will listen about what a great dad he is!

Levi talked about the two whole days he's permitted to see his son, Tripp, and how Bristol Palin can barely stand to be around him.

"Saturday is usually the best day of the week for me. It's the day I get to see my son. I'm pumped that I get to see him twice a week. It feels pretty good. You can't dwell on what happened."

"She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it. She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."

We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.

And because even when he's talking about his child he has to bring the attention back to himself,

"I think he looks more like me. Everyone I've talked to says he looks more like me. I am trying to get him to play hockey. He's really getting close with trying to grab the stick."

That poor child doesn't have a shot in hell!

Ugh. We like him better when his mouth is closed and his clothes are off. Not that he even looks that great naked. Still and improvement, though.

We'd rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears.

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The nation's top defense officials declared yesterday that they are moving forward with the plan to repeal the US military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy that would mean gay men and women to serve their country openly. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen have requested a year to study the impact of such a decision before Congress would lift the policy.

Mullen spoke about the controversial policy at the Senate hearing.

"No matter how I look at the issue, I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens. For me, it comes down to integrity – theirs as individuals and ours as an institution."

Beautifully spoken!! And so right on all counts!!

Although President Barack Obama has endorsed the 11 month review of how to lift the ban, there is no deadline to end the policy. Gates, however, plans to to loosen the enforcement of the rule in the meantime. If the policy is repealed, it would be the largest change to the military since President Truman integrated the services in 1948!!!

However, as to be expected, many Republicans on the Senate Armed Services Committee were strongly against the proposition for change, including Senator John McCain, who claimed to be "deeply disappointed" and claiming the assesment to be "clearly biased" in presuming the law should be changed.

Well, we're 'deeply disappointed' that that your 'clearly biased' bigotry is affecting your ability to reason rationally! Not that we're surprised!!

We think that Colorado Senator Mark Udall, who quoted Senator Barry Goldwater, said it best:

"You don't have to be straight to shoot straight."

AGREED! We're thrilled that there are so many officials - including some Republicans!! - fighting the good fight in Washington, DC!! It's time to end this silly, hate-fueled policy!!

What do U think?? Should 'don't ask, don't tell' be repealed??

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Colin Firth is speaking out against Hollywood's horrible double standard for gay actors!

The seksi Brit, who stars as gay college professor George Falconer in A Single Man, says:

“There might be risks for a gay actor coming out. The politics of that are quite complex, it seems to me. If you’re known as a straight guy, playing a gay role, you get rewarded for that. If you’re a gay man and you want to play a straight role, you don’t get cast — and if a gay man wants to play a gay role now, you don’t get cast. I think it needs to be addressed and I feel complicit in the problem. I don’t mean to be. I think we should all be allowed to play whoever — but I think there are still some invisible boundaries which are still uncrossable.”

Well spoken, Mr. Darcy!! You hit the hypocrisy right on the nose!!

Playing gay has become way too fashionable in Hollywood for straight actors who want to be edgy and bold with their careers! It works both ways! If straight can play gay, gay can CERTAINLY play straight!!

Now that we've addressed there is a problem, let's try to take the proper steps to correct it!! Enough is enough!!

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WTF?

As if John Edwards weren't sleazy enough, he apparently stole his wife's wallet after an argument!!

According to an incident report filed in 2008, Edwards and wife Elizabeth got into a throw down when the scumbag showed up to see his kids and they weren't home. Since girlfriend didn't have to cement a smile to her face for the sake of the kids, she told John where she thought his foot should go.

The two argued, and Edwards finally left, but first felt the need to swipe Elizabeth's wallet off the kitchen counter!! She then also realized she was missing a cell phone and digital camera.

SERIOUSLY?!

Okay, so you're a douchebag, a liar, and an adulterer - we guess petty thievery fits right in!

Good going, moron!!

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Not to anyone's surprise, Sarah Palin is raising eyebrows again! The failed vice presidential candidate used $$$$ from her political action committee to buy thousands of copies of her own book, Going Rogue, and mail them to her donors.

clASSy!!!

"Due to supporters' demand for the national best-seller Going Rogue, Sarah's PAC purchased books and sent free, signed copies to those who donated $100 or more between November 16 and November 25 at noon," said Palin's spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton. "The fundraising tool was wildly successful."

$63,000 of her political fund was spent on her own books and another $8,000 was used to purchase colorful bookmarks that probably feature her self righteous face. Her committee also paid her publisher, Harper Collins, $20,000 to send a personal photographer and another aide along for the book tour.

Palin is not the first d-bag to use donated money to purchase their own product. The Federal Election Commission put up a fight when Joseph Lieberman, the standup gentleman who single-handedly halted the healthcare debate, gave away copies of his memoir, In Praise of Public Life, without taking the royalties off the books his campaign purchased.

So, these two "politicians" have used $$$$$$ that honest people have donated and put it back in their own pockets!

Are U surprised?!

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