Think again!

Kevin Federline thought the pictures that began to surface of him looking extremely heavy on the golf course were digitally altered! He explains:

"When I saw this picture, I did not think that I was that big. I thought it was Photoshopped. You know? And, then I realized that I was just letting myself go."

Kev decided to join Celebrity Fit Club for the sake of his kids, but he appeared on the show alongside ex-wife Shar Jackson which had to be awkward. He also says that there is little to no talk of ex-wife Britney Spears.

Boring! Says K-Fed:

"There is a little bit of stuff you will hear between me and Shar but, I mean, I really went there focused on my weight and my health for the sake of me and my family…Me and Brit are good. It's … you know … everybody knows we've had a tough road but I'm happy where we are at."

Celebrity Fit Club premieres Monday on VH1.

Will U be watching the celebrity fatties get slim and trim?

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Ugh, that OUTFIT — but we like the yellow bag!

Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick caught a flight out of LAX this afternoon.

Where are Jayden and Sean? Maybe the happy couple is heading out for a romantic getaway alone?

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Good for her!

Cutie Pie Taylor Swift showed Brit Brit how it's done when she broke girlfriend's record for the best download debut by a female artist with her adorable new single "Today Was a Fairytale."

The track, which is on the soundtrack for Swift's film acting debut Valentine's Day, was downloaded 325,000 times in the past week - which is 39,000 more than Brit's comeback single "Womanizer" in 2008!!!! Holy shiz!!!

Unfortunately, the track is second only to Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" on the Billboard Hot 100. Boo.

Okay, we get it, Ke$ha's catchy, but at least T-Swift doesn't look like she's seizuring out of some gutter in Seaside Heights, NJ 24/7!!!

Time to hand the throne over to Queen T!!!

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We're not sure we buy it!

K-Fat K-Fed claims his weight gain was caused by depression, NOT a pathetic ploy to get publicity and land a spot on Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp!

The Former Mr. Brit Brit says:

“Once you get depressed, you don’t really feel like doing anything. You’re kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed. I mean, it’s a combination of all of those things.”

If it were coming from a normal, well-adjusted person and not a fame-whoring douchebag, we would suppose it makes sense.

And what brought on this depression, you might ask?

"A number of things between, I mean, everybody knows what happened with me and Brit. I’m not going to say that’s the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression.”

Uh…yeah. Makes more sense now. Being depressed because you effed up a lifetime meal ticket! That must have been a DEVASTATING loss.

Thankfully, K-Fed is feeling much better now that he has publicity and may want to produce another shiteous album more kids!

"I’ll let the young ones grow up first and we’ll see.”

Ugh! Haven't you traumatized the ones you already have enough?!

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Now you can own a piece of her!

While in court on Friday afternoon, Britney was granted the right to auction off her 2008 VMA's dress for the relief effort in Haiti!

Ooh!

Spears picked up three awards while wearing the gorgeous, fringed Versace dress - maybe it'll bring the top bidder similar luck!

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Oh, Brit Brit!

We know it's raining and you're going to the gym — but you're a pop star!

Britney Spears was spotted hitting the gym with her boyfriend Jason Trawick wearing a HOrrific ensemble!

Leave the dick shirt and sweatpants for at-home workouts and slip on some yoga pants and a tank top for public gym runs!

This is NOT a good look, 'bb!

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We almost forgot that Britney Spears isn't in control of her own life. Almost.

Today, a judge is looking to have a little one-on-one with Britney to see how she is doing. Since Poppa Spears gained legal control of Brit-Brit's life over two years ago, she is expected to appear in court every once in awhile to check in.

A hearing is supposedly scheduled for this afternoon at 1:30 P.M. That should give the photogs plenty of time to find which courthouse will have Britney on the scene.

Pretty up!

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Could this be a bad sign for Britney Spears? Or has Brit Brit just become a fan of Family Guy?

It seems Spears has started talking with a British accent. Again.

If you recall, Brit Brit adopted the British accent back in 2008 before her public meltdown and was often seen and filmed around Hollywood chatting away in her "I wanna be British" voice.

But now according to reports, she's back at it. And it seems it all has to do with Family Guy's Stewie? Really?!?

Brit's been spending time at the Mondrian Hotel in LA and has been seen going around chatting with everyone in a British accent trying to imitate Stewie.

A source reveals:

"Britney has developed a real fascination for Family Guy. She's been staying in the hotel's penthouse suite and has been watching box sets.

She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent. It's a bit weird, especially when she's in the gym speaking like a camp Brit."

Britney, we hope you're just channeling your inner child here. But please, drop the Brit accent. You're scary those around you!

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Although Britney Spears is given the very generous credit card limit of $1,500 per week as the terms of her conservatorship, that's just not enough for the pop princess!

She's even come up with a way around it!

Brit visited the Steve Madden store in the Valley this weekend and purchased two pairs of boots with her bodyguard's credit card.

Employees at the store gave her grief over the card because she signed her own name, but she convinced the clerk that the owner of the card is an employee, therefore she's entitled to use it.

Oh, really?!

We wonder why she's so hard up that she's shopping at Steve Madden?!

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