It Was Only A Matter Of Time

Rihanna is coming out with her own line of umbrellas!
When are WE going to start coming out with our own products???
The Perez energy drink! The Perez cell phone! The Perez board game! Perez hair color! So many possibilities!!!!
Beyonce should come out with her own anti-perspirant. And John Travolta should look into his own line of wigs for men!