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Where's The Shirtlessness????

Filed under: Zportz > Michael Phelps > Business Blitz

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Behold….

Michael Phelps' special commemorative Corn Flakes cover.

Wheaties didn't pony up enough cash!

Too bad they focused on the face and there's not enough man meat.

What do U think of the cover???

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104 comments to “Where's The Shirtlessness????”

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  1. 1

    PhotoShop is awesome, huh!? He actually is nice looking in this picture. He's not ugly in others, he's just an average, normal person. I am so proud of him!



  2. 2

    1st or top ten yea!



  3. 3

    I llike the cover…he deserves every penny…he earned it!!! **TEAM USA**



  4. 4

    WOW! Talk about Photoshopped! This makes Janet Jackson's pic earlier today look positively natural. I hate Corn Flakes, too. Get me an athlete on a box of Cap N' Crunch and then we'll talk.



  5. 5

    im bored



  6. 6

    umm i'm indifferent.
    i really don't think he's good looking. i feel like he's awkward.
    awesome swimmer though!!



  7. 7

    It's quite appropriate…this is a family cereal they're marketing. No need to display his nipples and washboard abs. If they were selling whipped cream, then it'd be different.



  8. 8

    they should have put a better picture on the cover..

  9. bouge says – reply to this


    9

    You can't see me, but I'm under water blowing him



  10. 10

    Love it. Great design! xoxo michael phelps!



  11. 11

    Does anyone else find the hand on the bottom left totally creepy? It doesn't look like it's attached to him at all, or even human!



  12. 12

    LOVE Him though!!



  13. 13

    That looks retarted. No Justice for his bod



  14. 14

    Not feeling that pic!



  15. 15

    i like it:) his ears are pulled back- lol. :)



  16. 16

    he looks amazing!

  17. DALE says – reply to this


    17

    I don't eat cornflakes, and i'm certainly not eating them because of some fuckin swimmer.



  18. 18

    Pffft not enough man meat is right!

    I want me some abs!



  19. 19

    Its an ok Coverrr!!…could have been wayy betterrr!!



  20. 20

    boring, they should of shown off his sexy body, cause we all know the face is not so good



  21. 21

    he doesnt look quite as fug as usual at least…



  22. 22

    the random hand at the bottom of the photo creeps me out a bit, not gonna lie! it doesn't really look like it belongs to Phelps and if it belongs to another swimmer well then… get some better photo editors.



  23. 23

    Its OK I guess….there are so many other pics out there to choose from. But then again……its about being a winner and what other pic than him raising his fist in victory?????



  24. 24

    the photoshopping is fucking horrible…is that a woman's hand???



  25. 25

    i love it!
    such a lovely smile =)
    i wouldnt mind if he showed more meat..but its a family product



  26. 26

    Re: bouge – you and andy… dirrrty

  27. TeeQ says – reply to this


    27

    okay.. for now on Corn Flakes is my new favorite cereal. haha. the picture looks awesome. :]



  28. 28

    Re: bouge

    I was wondering why he looked soo satisfied….who cares about winning your 8th gold medal….give that fug boy some head!



  29. 29

    Nothing eww about Michael Phelps…Stupid A-MAN-duh Beard! Listen when he is back in the US plastic surgeons and dentists around the country will die to work on his mouth and pin back his ears…besides in some of his pictures he looks amazing. Go Michael Phelps and Team USA!!!!



  30. 30

    i am soooo in luv w him!!!!



  31. 31

    there's too much white space. not enough michael…my opinion, they should have use the SI as a cover….or something similar….because that photo really old.

    so, it's too plain. not enough of michael :]



  32. 32

    he looks sooooooooo much better in his swim cap dripping wet like that



  33. 33

    "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners…" :-)



  34. 34

    would have rather seen his abs than his face. blah.

    he is awesome tho, and deserves the $$ and recognition for sure.



  35. 35

    Perfect. I like it a lot. I don't want to look at abs while I'm eating my Corn Flakes. Kudos to the Kellog's Art Director.



  36. 36

    ehhh…it's a $5million cover. Not gonna eat these or wheaties. I hope an orthodonics firm offers him an endorsment. God love him, but those are some HORSE teeth. Giddy up!



  37. 37

    Re: bouge – BAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA…..that shits hilarious!!!!



  38. 38

    its okay but its nothing special!!!!



  39. 39

    YUMMY!



  40. 40

    eehhhh whatever….hes still do-able…..



  41. 41

    how dare he compete in the olympics when his appearance isn't perfect!
    shut the hell up about him being "ugly". we've reached the point where you're criticized for your appearance no matter how much talent you have, how much good you do in the world, and how much you have achieved. sad sad sad.



  42. 42

    There is no way in hell that I would buy this cereal (whether Phelps is on the box, or not).
    I have too much love and respect for my kid…to make him start his day off with a meal that is NOT nutritious and filling.
    Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day, you know.



  43. 43

    Boooo for Kelloggs and stealing him from the Wheaties folks….



  44. 44

    he looks a lot better than he usually does.

  45. Laila says – reply to this


    45

    They made him not look so butterface….



  46. 46

    It looks kind of plain, don't you think?

  47. Jayro says – reply to this


    47

    you're right! where IS the shirtlessness!? darnit!
    they better have a better Frosted Flakes cover!
    oh & I totally agree with HOT4COOK. we need an athlete on some cap'n crunch! maybe Lochte can do that.



  48. 48

    Re: Slide2Stop – I thought I was the only adult that would quote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :~)

  49. bouge says – reply to this


    49

    Re: abercorey – I ALWAYS satisfy. I really think I if I blew you and Andy, you'd guys be begging for lessons!



  50. 50

    um it's cool….

  51. D-Bag says – reply to this


    51

    The swimcap definitely helps as it pins those neanderthal ears back to his head. Plus they photshopped the humongous gums away. They need to remember to do that on Miley Cyrus too.



  52. 52

    100% with u on this one Perez.
    No offense, Mike, but your bod is an 8 while your face is, well, a 5.



  53. 53

    i agree and wish there was more of his body but it was the same in 04 with his wheaties cover…he was swimming in that one if i recall correctly



  54. 54

    more shirtlessness

    GO PHELPS. he rocks ♥



  55. 55

    …but why write on his armpit? Besides, the breakfast of champions, in my opinion, is NOT a bowl of Wheaties. wink…



  56. 56

    Notice how they widened his teeth to fit his mouth. Guess Kellogs wasn't really feeling the narrow pop out alien teeth.



  57. 57

    Good job on filling the face out. His torso personally creeps me out, too.

  58. haha says – reply to this


    58

    some moron referred to cornflakes as a 'family cereal'…LOL……what other type of cereal would they possibly be marketing?



  59. 59

    I like it… Perez u need a boyfriend ;-)



  60. 60

    i absolutely love love lvoe love loveeeeeeeeeee michael phelps!! so i agree with you perez…they need to show more body!!! In the August 18 issue of Us Weekly mag. they have a VERY sexy picture of michael…but unfortunately i don't think that that picture will EVER be on a box of corn flakes. :-(



  61. 61

    Re: haha – haha! true true



  62. 62

    I think it's perfect.



  63. 63

    First that is a ridiculous pseudo photo/cover… Second we are going to see this kid on so many things in three months we will be so sick of him.

  64. DH says – reply to this


    64

    They could had done a much better job with the PhotoShop…look at his hand! It looks a bit ridiculous, but he's lookin' pretty damn hot! *whistles*

  65. Paty says – reply to this


    65

    Crap.



  66. 66

    Gosh, more body please!!!



  67. 67

    I think it's more 'childfriendly' but personaly I would have put a picture of him when he is cheering and you see it's upperbody..



  68. 68

    Love him, wish I saw his bod and not his butter-face



  69. 69

    I think he's sexy… ;) MARRY ME

  70. Anonymous says – reply to this


    70

    I was really looking forward to eating my breakfast in my dorm every morning next to his body. LAME. That's not even his arm!



  71. 71

    Whose idea was it to give him Luis Miguel teeth?



  72. 72

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    it's a hell of alot better than that freaky SI one, where with all the medals it looks like he's wearing a tankini.
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  73. 73

    His hands arms and body don't seem to match up with his face, the arm sticking up looks like it's from another photo and the hand on the rope or whatever looks way too smal.. I don't know it's just weird if you ask me. Too much photoshopping.



  74. 74

    Boring like the cereal.



  75. 75

    He has such a rockin bod, why not show it? But he still looks good in this photo, though I would of totally bought the whole shelf of frosted flakes if they had him rockin his speedo!



  76. 76

    This is terrible!!



  77. 77

    he actually looks decent for a change. they sure fixed his mouth.



  78. 78

    i think we have seen him enough with his shirt off. his body is lengthy and awkard.



  79. 79

    WHY DID THEY cover up the ONLY APPEALING aspect of this man's physicality?

    I bet has a HUUGE SCHLONG!



  80. 80

    too much phelps will kill phelps

    PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS We're getting bored faster as I expected



  81. 81

    That tiny little photoshopped right hand is creepy, and the water is totally stagnant; and there's nothing behind him. Also they did not show enough of his body, otherwise, it's great!!.



  82. 82

    they could of used such a better picture then that one….but he is still hot as hell!!!!!!!!!



  83. 83

    I don't think Michael Phelps himself would even claim to be a gorgeous guy, but I don't really think that's the point of the cereal box cover. It's celebrating a landmark achievement. I like the retro feel of this - it seems as American as Phelps does.

  84. Anonymous says – reply to this


    84

    I was really looking forward to chomping on my cereal in my dorm every morning, right next to his body.

    It;s not like everybody hasn't seen it before!!! It wouldn't be distasteful!



  85. 85

    I think overall he's adorable. His body is hot, but I wouldn't call the total package hot. Just adorable.

    If that makes any sense at all.



  86. 86

    I'LL BE BUYING A MILLION BOXES OF CORN FLAKES NEXT MONTH !

    LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT !



  87. 87

    Perez, this is a picture for a box of CEREAL, not a magazine ad….!!
    Who wants to see a shirtless picture while having breakfast???

  88. DLR says – reply to this


    88

    Meh, doesn't do anything for me. I would think all the armpit fetish lovers first went verklempkt then ran out to buy up every box. :P



  89. 89

    I like the cover, he looks good. I don't think Cork Flakes would choose one of him half naked. And I don't see how its overly photoshopped.



  90. 90

    It actually isn't that bad! He looks good



  91. 91

    it would be better if we could see more than his head, i'll admit….



  92. 92

    Re: DALE – NOBODY CARES WHAT U EAT
    michael phelps is amazing



  93. 93

    this is such a good picture!
    he looks so cute!
    and theres a focus on him, not HIS BODY, eventhough i t would be nice ahaha!
    but im definitely buying me some boxes, and idont even like CORNFLAKES:)



  94. 94

    yeah, that's exactly what I wanna see in the morning, an armpit when eating my cereal…:p



  95. 95

    Ummm……… OKAY………..! HE SHAVES HIS ARM PITS?!?!?!?!?!?! Like is it obligatory or is it, just because he feels like it, because I never really understood that?



  96. 96

    Of the head down, it's okay and The Photoshop does not make miracles HaHaHa



  97. 97

    this is great!
    he looks awsome and it's appropriate for family cereal.
    :D



  98. 98

    jacked up teeth aren't photoshop preventable



  99. 99

    Re: Chelsea 93 – all (or most) swimmers shave the hair off their entire body, because it helps them swim faster — not by much, but it does help.



  100. 100

    I like Michael Phelps. I think he's adorable.

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