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Check out these new line of bathing suits from Wholesome Wear!

How hot is this shiz??? We haven't seen anything this zexy since the 1800s, at least.

We totally need to get the "slimming" one in the far right!

That tranny is working the hell out of that swimwear!

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424 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. blah says – reply to this


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    ahhh

  2. Lesley says – reply to this


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    This is old news.

  3. Lance says – reply to this


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    Wow… 1st

  4. Erin says – reply to this


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    I will be first in line!

  5. keeis says – reply to this


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    mormons

  6. Kellayy says – reply to this


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    hahahahah whattt

  7. Alli says – reply to this


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    This looks like swimwear for the Amish… >.o

  8. lauren says – reply to this


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    good lord.

  9. kinsd says – reply to this


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    are they serious??!! you know how long those would take to dry?? wow. and would a girl wear one of those!!!!??? no one can be THAT self conscience!!

  10. ANDREA says – reply to this


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    I cant stop lauging.. love you Perez!!!

  11. j says – reply to this


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    hot!

  12. Peachy says – reply to this


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    First…?

  13. kristin says – reply to this


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    The "models" look like pathetic mormons. That is the look of those brainwashed women you see on A & E who believe in poligamy.

  14. sillyness says – reply to this


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    no thanks i will keep my 2 pc.

  15. Mary says – reply to this


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    heehee they're but-ugly but totally attractive..leaves you guessing doesn't it..

  16. fisterman says – reply to this


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    Click HERE to see how far Perez can take fist up his ass (( 0 ))

  17. Penny Cillin says – reply to this


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    Hey - Amish girls wanna have fun, too (well, up to a point).

  18. Rosalinda says – reply to this


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    Are they serious? This is too funny!

  19. #5634 says – reply to this


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    its like swimwear for the amish, orthodox and muslim. its weirrrrrdddddddd

  20. Holly says – reply to this


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    WHOOHOO

  21. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    Perez, I dare you to wear one of those to the beach and let the paps catch it on film. :-)

  22. jimmy says – reply to this


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    first

  23. Dumdumhead says – reply to this


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    Jeebus, that is so old. That has been making the rounds for at least a year.

  24. Karen says – reply to this


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    I need one of those for my fat ass. LOL

  25. Riny says – reply to this


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    LOL JESUS BREEDERS

  26. Zay says – reply to this


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    The Duggars wear these! You know, that family wth 17 kids…

  27. on says – reply to this


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    oh my god that is too funny. wholesome wear? lol, only in america ? :P

  28. =) says – reply to this


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    wow. seriously!?

  29. FACEY. says – reply to this


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    the skinny little bitches wearing them makes it so funny.

  30. ADRIANMICHAEL says – reply to this


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    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA FROM HAIRSPRAY!!!

  31. Heather says – reply to this


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    Because I've always wanted to go to the beach in my "big" black dress.

  32. marianna wheelan says – reply to this


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    freaking hot

  33. www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this


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    nicole riche is a lying bitch she still on drugs just like ann nicole smith. o yea i just ordered the culotte swimwear cant wait

  34. www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this


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    nicole riche is a lying bitch she still on drugs just like ann nicole smith. o yea i just ordered the culotte swimwear cant wait

  35. ashleigh says – reply to this


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    I've seen this before but cracks me up everytime. They look just like the Amish kids across from my grandparents house. Probably smell just as bad too.

  36. ho says – reply to this


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    looks like John Travolta 10 years in drag autioning for the first Hairspray movie

  37. MT STAR says – reply to this


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    SO FUNNY, I DIDN;T KNOW THEY HAD BEACHES IN UTAH

  38. Lijan says – reply to this


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    So Little House on the Prairie. The sad thing is their really is people buying this crap.

  39. Lali says – reply to this


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    omg I starting LOLZ it was just way to funny to contain myself

  40. etrain says – reply to this


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    so, is this the new american version of the burqa? interesting…

  41. Kate says – reply to this


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    Perez, Don't make fun of other people's religion or way of life. They are "wholesome" and should not be made fun of for a lifestyle that is much harder than most. It is easy to go half naked to the beach - I for one find it admirable that they really do stand for their beliefs and character.

  42. RB says – reply to this


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    I’m a lifeguard, and if I saw someone in this outfit, I honestly would think they’re an escaped mental patient or someone who must have fallen in and is drowning. oh and the dress- has anyone heard what happends with parachutes and water- you die, the 'outfit' will make you die.

  43. justaskin says – reply to this


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    Hey where are the tits and ass on those kids?

  44. Trevor says – reply to this


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    LMAO! Loves it!

  45. Rach says – reply to this


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    Looks like the mormons and amish strike again. Lock up your lingerie!

  46. Paella says – reply to this


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    do they have a inner and a outer shell?? what other colors are these available? I'm sure puke green and diarreha brown is in the collection! Oh and i'm going to need the glasses that girl on the far left is rocking!! They're hot!!!!

  47. Ish says – reply to this


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    Dude it looks liike those Duggar people made up their own lline of clothing…
    The Duggars are the ones with 17 kids… Look them up!

  48. Sally Kirkland (yes, its me kids!) says – reply to this


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    I'm gonna get those for Vicki Beckham and her cocksucking husband.

  49. herekittyz says – reply to this


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    I think the girl in the middle is one of those "Dugger" girls from the TLC show that shows this crazy-ass christian family in the sticks that have literally 18 children!!!! all the girls look modestly dressed circa 1880 in the show(s) about them.

  50. Lisa says – reply to this


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    OMFG.. hahahahaha…
    i knew this was gonna happen
    lmfaooo, where are they selling thesee?

  51. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Am very disturbed by that add—the girl in the slimming line looks like me on a bad hair day….and i KNOW i didn't pose for that crap! Am very upset!!!

  52. katie says – reply to this


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    That's like the polygamist swimsuit edition.

  53. LINDA says – reply to this


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    I'm Mormon but even I think this is rediculess

  54. heidi montag says – reply to this


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    LOOK AT THE FUCKING CLEARANCE PRICES:

    Child's SM–LG $69 $55.20
    Girl’s SM–XL $79 $63.20
    Ladies’ SM–XL $89 $71.20

    WTF!!! Why are these so expensive?!?! Damn scientologists.

  55. Vivi's Mama says – reply to this


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    The "woman" on the right looks just like John Travolta in drag for Hairspray…. A new 'Separated at Birth" picture is needed Perez.

  56. Genevieve says – reply to this


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    it's Duggar wear! I've been admiring that sexy look for years now. Ever since I discovered Michelle Duggar and her tragic hair, I've been a fan of this family and their hopeless prudishness

  57. heidi montag says – reply to this


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    WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE?!?!?! HAHAHA, these are the damn clearance prices:

    Child's SM–LG $69 $55.20
    Girl’s SM–XL $79 $63.20
    Ladies’ SM–XL $89 $71.20

  58. Micah says – reply to this


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    I think this is for people who are of the Mennonite religion.

  59. lola says – reply to this


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    what are you suppose to do wearing those …..thing?

  60. GRRRR says – reply to this


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    If they pull the zippers down 1 inch on these night gowns/bathing suits, will they come out with an "Amish Girls Gone Wild video?

  61. PPK says – reply to this


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    Good fucking god - I cannot believe this crap! It's so holier than thou, it makes me sick. Perezers, I love you, if you weren't a giant flamer, I'd have your babies.

  62. dagnabit says – reply to this


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    this is so five years ago. I saw it on the dugger's website, too.
    Perez should get one to cover himself up instead of those short shorts he has been sporting on the beach.

  63. lola says – reply to this


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    sexy

  64. Zeb says – reply to this


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    Oh please. There is something "wrong" now with people
    wanting to be modest????? That not everyone wants to see
    their teenage daughters looking like the skanky ass whores
    that Hollywood churns out?
    Go back to your fake world, Perez.

  65. jesus christ says – reply to this


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    this was on datalounge months ago

  66. LuvnmesumPerez says – reply to this


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    Tre'chic

  67. Jeff says – reply to this


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    Why do you post news that's months or years old????

  68. Micah says – reply to this


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    to Kristen, #13, You obviously don't know anything about the Mormon religion. Get a clue before you make a fool out of yourself.

  69. dirtyoldman says – reply to this


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    I WANNA SEE JESUS TITS

    @@

  70. ComingToAmerica says – reply to this


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    What I love about this site, is that I can't get on it, probably because you've sent so much traffic to it! This is the power of a single man… a fabulous man!

  71. white chica says – reply to this


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    i have seen these before aren't they just GREAT..
    No seriously no one should wear these.

  72. Shireen says – reply to this


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    LOL If you think this is crazy, you should see the 'burquini' article I read a few months back.. I couldn't believe it

    and their website must not be used to high volumes cause I can't get to it.. perez readers must be flooding the website..

  73. Cameron says – reply to this


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    Who knew that the Amish had a need for swimwear? Do they sell matching bonnets?

  74. sus says – reply to this


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    is that stephanie tanner on the left?

  75. myspace.com/karawould says – reply to this


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    oh the bappys…..gotta love em.

  76. mark says – reply to this


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    ha ha ha. thats the funniest thing i ever have written.. lol

  77. ALLISON_ says – reply to this


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    They probably have 10 kids each.

  78. Gamin 10 says – reply to this


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    Culotte in Spanish means . . . BIG ASS!

    Priceless, I want to see Ann Coulter in one of those.

  79. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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    Didn't Posh wear a pink version of this brand to the unveiling of that LA Galaxy CashCow of a husband of hers?

  80. TRAVOLTAfan says – reply to this


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    The third one to the right looks like Travolta.

  81. Stepher says – reply to this


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    WTF? Just imagine the tan you'd get in that beast!

  82. magicallydelicious says – reply to this


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    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Actually I know friends who were actually forced to go to the beach in all that fugiliciousness. Strict Pentacostals. It was awful. I felt so bad for them…But it was still funny, tho.

  83. BB says – reply to this


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    It looks as if more young polygamist girls have escaped off the compound!!!

  84. aly says – reply to this


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    Is that a man on the right? Looks like John Travolta is at it again.

  85. wouldn't you like to know says – reply to this


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    Perez, you NEED the slimming one. You're absolutely wretched! How can you even form you fingers to talk about ANYBODY? You are absolutely GROSS!!!! I onoly came by this site because someone told me how bross you are…and I love talking shit about crazy ass celebs. and you are such a star fucker! get ready, you will be a target just as the other crazy ass, think they're all that LA hos.

  86. Kendall says – reply to this


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    ok I actually clicked on the link for that site, there supposed to emphasize the face, um hello? have you seen those girls that are forced to wear clothes like that? who would want to emphasize those plain jane ugly mugs, can we please repress them back to the farm and not onto our beaches where they'll suck the fun out of everything

  87. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this


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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  88. Amy says – reply to this


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    BB stole my comment… :)

  89. peachy is a dumb fuck who is not even close to being 1st says – reply to this


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    Porn for my grandpa.

  90. Laura says – reply to this


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    You've been looking on the Duggar Family website again, Perez, haven't you?

  91. WTF says – reply to this


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    WTF!!!!

  92. miles says – reply to this


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    Do a Goog-le image search for "vagina clown car" - a pic of the Duggar family shows up.

  93. WTF says – reply to this


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    WTF!!!

  94. ilona rose says – reply to this


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    I think that wearing these in the water would pose a serious threat to your drowning…have to weigh you down…Looks very unsafe, first of all…Anyone who would make their kids wear these must be sick…And if they choose to wear them themselves…EWWWWW…low self image problems or what? Very disturbing…I blame it on all of you who vote Republican…
    xox, ilona rose

  95. CT says – reply to this


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    LOL! As always, your commentary is PRICELESS! :D

  96. Becca says – reply to this


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    NO THANKS! I'll still opt my thong, and being topless…….. I love the SUMMER!!!!

  97. blondie921 says – reply to this


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    Wow… now the Amish and Mennonites can shop on line. Too bad they don't have computers.

  98. Jackie says – reply to this


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    Ok- I am so offended by any religion that forces women to hide themselves in order to be "pure" or "modest." But, at least these chicks get to go swimming! I always feel so badly for the ortho jewish women/girls nearby who could not even get away with that modesty swimwear; they are even more covered throughout the hot summer! So sad that religion makes people believe that the human body must be hidden or is shameful or dirty. I could go on for days… -Former Catholic

  99. sugarfix says – reply to this


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    Wonder what the men wear?

  100. peter says – reply to this


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    HI. I like these outfits. Girls…wear your hair long, get one of these and you could be a Duggar boy's wife someday.

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