This Is Not A Joke

Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!

E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com

Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Articles by date

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Check out these new line of bathing suits from Wholesome Wear!

How hot is this shiz??? We haven't seen anything this zexy since the 1800s, at least.

We totally need to get the "slimming" one in the far right!

That tranny is working the hell out of that swimwear!

Click here to check out some other fabu items from Wholesome Wear.

You know you want some!

Posted: August 6, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Share |

Home >> Wacky, Tacky & True >> This Is Not A Joke

424 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

More comments: [1] 2 3 4 5 »

blah says – reply to this

1

ahhh
Lesley says – reply to this

2

This is old news.
Lance says – reply to this

3

Wow… 1st
Erin says – reply to this

4

I will be first in line!
keeis says – reply to this

5

mormons
Kellayy says – reply to this

6

hahahahah whattt
Alli says – reply to this

7

This looks like swimwear for the Amish… >.o
lauren says – reply to this

8

good lord.
kinsd says – reply to this

9

are they serious??!! you know how long those would take to dry?? wow. and would a girl wear one of those!!!!??? no one can be THAT self conscience!!
ANDREA says – reply to this

10

I cant stop lauging.. love you Perez!!!
j says – reply to this

11

hot!
Peachy says – reply to this

12

First…?
kristin says – reply to this

13

The "models" look like pathetic mormons. That is the look of those brainwashed women you see on A & E who believe in poligamy.
sillyness says – reply to this

14

no thanks i will keep my 2 pc.
Mary says – reply to this

15

heehee they're but-ugly but totally attractive..leaves you guessing doesn't it..
fisterman says – reply to this

16

Click HERE to see how far Perez can take fist up his ass (( 0 ))
Penny Cillin says – reply to this

17

Hey - Amish girls wanna have fun, too (well, up to a point).
Rosalinda says – reply to this

18

Are they serious? This is too funny!
#5634 says – reply to this

19

its like swimwear for the amish, orthodox and muslim. its weirrrrrdddddddd
Holly says – reply to this

20

WHOOHOO
Cassandra says – reply to this

21

Perez, I dare you to wear one of those to the beach and let the paps catch it on film.
jimmy says – reply to this

22

first
Dumdumhead says – reply to this

23

Jeebus, that is so old. That has been making the rounds for at least a year.
Karen says – reply to this

24

I need one of those for my fat ass. LOL
Riny says – reply to this

25

LOL JESUS BREEDERS
Zay says – reply to this

26

The Duggars wear these! You know, that family wth 17 kids…
on says – reply to this

27

oh my god that is too funny. wholesome wear? lol, only in america ?
=) says – reply to this

28

wow. seriously!?
FACEY. says – reply to this

29

the skinny little bitches wearing them makes it so funny.
ADRIANMICHAEL says – reply to this

30

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA FROM HAIRSPRAY!!!
Heather says – reply to this

31

Because I've always wanted to go to the beach in my "big" black dress.
marianna wheelan says – reply to this

32

freaking hot
www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this

33

nicole riche is a lying bitch she still on drugs just like ann nicole smith. o yea i just ordered the culotte swimwear cant wait
www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this

34

nicole riche is a lying bitch she still on drugs just like ann nicole smith. o yea i just ordered the culotte swimwear cant wait
ashleigh says – reply to this

35

I've seen this before but cracks me up everytime. They look just like the Amish kids across from my grandparents house. Probably smell just as bad too.
ho says – reply to this

36

looks like John Travolta 10 years in drag autioning for the first Hairspray movie
MT STAR says – reply to this

37

SO FUNNY, I DIDN;T KNOW THEY HAD BEACHES IN UTAH
Lijan says – reply to this

38

So Little House on the Prairie. The sad thing is their really is people buying this crap.
Lali says – reply to this

39

omg I starting LOLZ it was just way to funny to contain myself
etrain says – reply to this

40

so, is this the new american version of the burqa? interesting…
Kate says – reply to this

41

Perez, Don't make fun of other people's religion or way of life. They are "wholesome" and should not be made fun of for a lifestyle that is much harder than most. It is easy to go half naked to the beach - I for one find it admirable that they really do stand for their beliefs and character.
RB says – reply to this

42

I’m a lifeguard, and if I saw someone in this outfit, I honestly would think they’re an escaped mental patient or someone who must have fallen in and is drowning. oh and the dress- has anyone heard what happends with parachutes and water- you die, the 'outfit' will make you die.
justaskin says – reply to this

43

Hey where are the tits and ass on those kids?
Trevor says – reply to this

44

LMAO! Loves it!
Rach says – reply to this

45

Looks like the mormons and amish strike again. Lock up your lingerie!
Paella says – reply to this

46

do they have a inner and a outer shell?? what other colors are these available? I'm sure puke green and diarreha brown is in the collection! Oh and i'm going to need the glasses that girl on the far left is rocking!! They're hot!!!!
Ish says – reply to this

47

Dude it looks liike those Duggar people made up their own lline of clothing…
The Duggars are the ones with 17 kids… Look them up!
Sally Kirkland (yes, its me kids!) says – reply to this

48

I'm gonna get those for Vicki Beckham and her cocksucking husband.
herekittyz says – reply to this

49

I think the girl in the middle is one of those "Dugger" girls from the TLC show that shows this crazy-ass christian family in the sticks that have literally 18 children!!!! all the girls look modestly dressed circa 1880 in the show(s) about them.
Lisa says – reply to this

50

OMFG.. hahahahaha…
i knew this was gonna happen
lmfaooo, where are they selling thesee?
Amanda says – reply to this

51

Am very disturbed by that add—the girl in the slimming line looks like me on a bad hair day….and i KNOW i didn't pose for that crap! Am very upset!!!
katie says – reply to this

52

That's like the polygamist swimsuit edition.
LINDA says – reply to this

53

I'm Mormon but even I think this is rediculess
heidi montag says – reply to this

54

LOOK AT THE FUCKING CLEARANCE PRICES:

Child's SM–LG $69 $55.20
Girl’s SM–XL $79 $63.20
Ladies’ SM–XL $89 $71.20

WTF!!! Why are these so expensive?!?! Damn scientologists.
Vivi's Mama says – reply to this

55

The "woman" on the right looks just like John Travolta in drag for Hairspray…. A new 'Separated at Birth" picture is needed Perez.
Genevieve says – reply to this

56

it's Duggar wear! I've been admiring that sexy look for years now. Ever since I discovered Michelle Duggar and her tragic hair, I've been a fan of this family and their hopeless prudishness
heidi montag says – reply to this

57

WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE?!?!?! HAHAHA, these are the damn clearance prices:

Child's SM–LG $69 $55.20
Girl’s SM–XL $79 $63.20
Ladies’ SM–XL $89 $71.20
Micah says – reply to this

58

I think this is for people who are of the Mennonite religion.
lola says – reply to this

59

what are you suppose to do wearing those …..thing?
GRRRR says – reply to this

60

If they pull the zippers down 1 inch on these night gowns/bathing suits, will they come out with an "Amish Girls Gone Wild video?
PPK says – reply to this

61

Good fucking god - I cannot believe this crap! It's so holier than thou, it makes me sick. Perezers, I love you, if you weren't a giant flamer, I'd have your babies.
dagnabit says – reply to this

62

this is so five years ago. I saw it on the dugger's website, too.
Perez should get one to cover himself up instead of those short shorts he has been sporting on the beach.
lola says – reply to this

63

sexy
Zeb says – reply to this

64

Oh please. There is something "wrong" now with people
wanting to be modest????? That not everyone wants to see
their teenage daughters looking like the skanky ass whores
that Hollywood churns out?
Go back to your fake world, Perez.
jesus christ says – reply to this

65

this was on datalounge months ago
LuvnmesumPerez says – reply to this

66

Tre'chic
Jeff says – reply to this

67

Why do you post news that's months or years old????
Micah says – reply to this

68

to Kristen, #13, You obviously don't know anything about the Mormon religion. Get a clue before you make a fool out of yourself.
dirtyoldman says – reply to this

69

I WANNA SEE JESUS TITS

@@
ComingToAmerica says – reply to this

70

What I love about this site, is that I can't get on it, probably because you've sent so much traffic to it! This is the power of a single man… a fabulous man!
white chica says – reply to this

71

i have seen these before aren't they just GREAT..
No seriously no one should wear these.
Shireen says – reply to this

72

LOL If you think this is crazy, you should see the 'burquini' article I read a few months back.. I couldn't believe it

and their website must not be used to high volumes cause I can't get to it.. perez readers must be flooding the website..
Cameron says – reply to this

73

Who knew that the Amish had a need for swimwear? Do they sell matching bonnets?
sus says – reply to this

74

is that stephanie tanner on the left?
myspace.com/karawould says – reply to this

75

oh the bappys…..gotta love em.
mark says – reply to this

76

ha ha ha. thats the funniest thing i ever have written.. lol
ALLISON_ says – reply to this

77

They probably have 10 kids each.
Gamin 10 says – reply to this

78

Culotte in Spanish means . . . BIG ASS!

Priceless, I want to see Ann Coulter in one of those.
Mrs Minx says – reply to this

79

Didn't Posh wear a pink version of this brand to the unveiling of that LA Galaxy CashCow of a husband of hers?
TRAVOLTAfan says – reply to this

80

The third one to the right looks like Travolta.
Stepher says – reply to this

81

WTF? Just imagine the tan you'd get in that beast!
magicallydelicious says – reply to this

82

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Actually I know friends who were actually forced to go to the beach in all that fugiliciousness. Strict Pentacostals. It was awful. I felt so bad for them…But it was still funny, tho.
BB says – reply to this

83

It looks as if more young polygamist girls have escaped off the compound!!!
aly says – reply to this

84

Is that a man on the right? Looks like John Travolta is at it again.
wouldn't you like to know says – reply to this

85

Perez, you NEED the slimming one. You're absolutely wretched! How can you even form you fingers to talk about ANYBODY? You are absolutely GROSS!!!! I onoly came by this site because someone told me how bross you are…and I love talking shit about crazy ass celebs. and you are such a star fucker! get ready, you will be a target just as the other crazy ass, think they're all that LA hos.
Kendall says – reply to this

86

ok I actually clicked on the link for that site, there supposed to emphasize the face, um hello? have you seen those girls that are forced to wear clothes like that? who would want to emphasize those plain jane ugly mugs, can we please repress them back to the farm and not onto our beaches where they'll suck the fun out of everything
Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this

87

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Amy says – reply to this

88

BB stole my comment…
peachy is a dumb fuck who is not even close to being 1st says – reply to this

89

Porn for my grandpa.
Laura says – reply to this

90

You've been looking on the Duggar Family website again, Perez, haven't you?
WTF says – reply to this

91

WTF!!!!
miles says – reply to this

92

Do a Goog-le image search for "vagina clown car" - a pic of the Duggar family shows up.
WTF says – reply to this

93

WTF!!!
ilona rose says – reply to this

94

I think that wearing these in the water would pose a serious threat to your drowning…have to weigh you down…Looks very unsafe, first of all…Anyone who would make their kids wear these must be sick…And if they choose to wear them themselves…EWWWWW…low self image problems or what? Very disturbing…I blame it on all of you who vote Republican…
xox, ilona rose
CT says – reply to this

95

LOL! As always, your commentary is PRICELESS!
Becca says – reply to this

96

NO THANKS! I'll still opt my thong, and being topless…….. I love the SUMMER!!!!
blondie921 says – reply to this

97

Wow… now the Amish and Mennonites can shop on line. Too bad they don't have computers.
Jackie says – reply to this

98

Ok- I am so offended by any religion that forces women to hide themselves in order to be "pure" or "modest." But, at least these chicks get to go swimming! I always feel so badly for the ortho jewish women/girls nearby who could not even get away with that modesty swimwear; they are even more covered throughout the hot summer! So sad that religion makes people believe that the human body must be hidden or is shameful or dirty. I could go on for days… -Former Catholic
sugarfix says – reply to this

99

Wonder what the men wear?
peter says – reply to this

100

HI. I like these outfits. Girls…wear your hair long, get one of these and you could be a Duggar boy's wife someday.

More comments: [1] 2 3 4 5 »