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Madonna's 'Crazy' Ways Revealed
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Control freak Madonna must be going nuts!
Lots of personal stuff is being leaked out to the media as M faces off with soon to be ex-husband, Guy Ritchie.
Thanks, Camp Ritchie! We're assuming you guys are supplying all the juice!
We've learned through the UK's Daily Mail the 'crazy' things Madonna made Guy put up with:
- Madge emasculated him! The paper said every aspect of home life was dictated by M. No surprise!
- Madonna sleeps slathered in $1000-a-jar cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to fight aging
- M only allows a precise blend of Colombian coffee to be served in the home.
- Picky eater M can't have any regular blueberry. It has to be a certain type of Canadian blueberry (which are specially flown in to London).
- Madonna despises processed meat and would only allow it in the home on very rare occasions.
- Dairy is banned at the Madonna home. Guy could only have rice milk in the house.
- Madge banned sugar entirely, which, says the Mail, "made biscuits, ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their son Rocco." Cheese, cream, salt and preservatives were also a no-no.
- Her exercise routine, never less than two hours a day, six days a week, rules her life. Madonna's trainer has been living with the family for the last year.
- Apparently the no TV ban didn't only apply to the kids. There was apparently no TV at the home at all. There was also a ban on newspapers (?!).
Guy didn't know what he was getting into?
We're not that shocked!
[Image via WENN.]
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Boooo.
she is way more crazy than Palin.. shes a rotting nut job
lOVE that Madonna is a crazy bitch …she must be awesome in bed
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THE HOMEWRECKING CUNT THAT HER PLASTIC ANTI-AGING BAG IS NOT WORKING.
Who cares. They both suck.
and it took him this long to leave?
i love Madonna
That bitch is nuts
Wow! That's pretty harsh!
Them kids are going to go crazy when they get older. They are going to go on a major sugar and tv fix. ha ha.
SEAN PENN WOULD HAVE NEVER STOOD FOR THAT BS.
HE WOULD'VE BITCH SLAPPED THAT WHORE.
Bitch needs to be in a hospital. I'm surprised he didn't leave a logn time ago. No TV and newspapers?
MICHAEL JACKSON'S KIDS ARE GONNA GROW UP NORMAL COMPARED TO THE AGING SLUT'S KIDS.
- Madonna sleeps slathered in $1000-a-jar cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to fight aging
SAVE YOUR MONEY BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORKING BITCH!
Jesus Christ that poor poor man. If he gets half of her wealth he more than deserves it. She is a freak of nature.
No man (or woman for that matter) will let his partner dictate any aspect of his life, in or outside the home, unless he (or she) is weak. It was up to Guy to live as he pleased, Madonna's rules be damned; what could she have done, thrown a tantrum?
Joan Crawford had nothing on this crazy ass bitch! wow! Guy should get an extra 10 million for pain & suffering! Go team Richie! what a fucking freak this talent free old hag is!!!
I feel sorry for her kids having to live with that Militant woman. I wonder if they had to tell her Heil Madonna all the time? Guy must be THRILLED to be able to live normally now……but still, the kids are stuck there.
Wow. I'm really feeling sorry for Guy. He gave an inch and she took 5 miles. I'm sure he gave in on all of thiat stuff and much more to keep the peace, but methinks he should have developed a backbone as soon as he got involved with this beyotch. I love her music, and respect her work ethic but she doesn't know how to let a man be a man.
Zippity dodah, zippity aye, my oh my what a wonderful day!
A couple of those are a bit of a stretch. None of us eats processed meat around here and haven't for years as it's just too gross. I can see no t.v. for the kids but the parents could have one in the bedroom surely…and no newspapers? That's too weird. No big deal either really on banning sugar and fat in the house - we probably should all do that. She won't be able to have that control too much longer on the kids as they get older.
dis story is bs.
Daily Mail hates madonna.
weirdness……..reminds me a little of the michael jacksons fear of aging icon syndrome
Does any of this really surprise anyone, these all sound like things she would do. I would not want my kids watching TV or reading newspapers either if I was Madonna, never know when one of those naked pictures might turn up. I would never take away her talent for performing, but she is a hypocrite in many, many ways. She has tried to erase the image that made her 500 million dollars because suddenly it didn't fit into her proper english lady act. Sorry, it just does not work that way, We know who you are Madonna, we know you will do anything to stay on top and we know you have, so be a little more truthful with yourself and your public and your kids, they are going to find out sooner or later anyway.
That would be the Saskatoon Berry. Totally delicious!
Let's see:
No TV: Good.
No processed meat: Good.
No dairy: Good.
No sugar: Good.
The kids are only benefitting from this. If they want to ruin their minds and bodies when they are old enough to do so, then they are free to do so. Until then they are her children and she'll raise them as she sees fit, and those 'crazy ways' aren't hurting them - quite the opposite it's only giving them a leg up on the health game.
As for Ritchie being 'emasculated': men who are 'emasculated' allow themselves to be and probably like it.
Ciao, Mr Madonna!
what on earth did she allow them to eat? roots and water? cause she seems to have banned everything else!!! y on earth didnt he leave earlier???
Not True…,y Friend is a delivery guy for Fedex Worldwide and when he delivered on one occasin to Madonna's home (which he had no clue until the paps told him outside whose house he was about to deliver to when he got to the residence)..this was when Madonna lived (dunno if she still does) in Marylebone, that he saw Flat screens on the lower level……so T'V' there are…maybe not used all the time…especially maybe during news hour….besides madonna says they watch MOVIES….maybe she doesnt use the T.V….but does have THEATER ROOM with a F*%KING HUGE SCREEN!!
That's right people, I get $1000 a jar for this stuff.
I'm sure all this is bullshit… She might pay attention to her looks, use effective cosmetics, and work out a lot, but she's not crazy! These are probably a couplke of details blown out of proportion by the press.
>HELLO !!!!!SUGAR MAKES YOU FAT,YOU AT OF ALL PPL SHOULD KNOW THAT MARIO…
>TV MAKES YOU STUPID..
none of this does suprise me but the thing that upsets me is that everyones so quick to bash madonna and praise guy when in reality …obviously she has a control problem and if guy didnt like it he shouldnt have allowed it. he plays just a big a part as her by allowing this behavior to take place. no one dictates your reality but you…..you are in control of your own destiny so dont feel bad for guy because you only are hearing one half assed exagerated side of the story ya know? people have problems and there are children involved.
You know…before he married her he was such a handsome, self-confident guy. He has just seemed so beaten down for so long now. Poor guy. Madonna is just crazy. He's a saint to have stayed with her for as long as he did. It must have been unbearable. She bitches about him not loving her…well how can you love someone who's an obsessive control freak and just degrades you in every way. I'll bet once he's out of that marriage we're going to see a huge change for the better from him. Maybe we'll even see a smile, someday.
Hope he finds a nice woman who loves him for him and doesn't just want someone they can control and order around like a servant.
Welcome to marriage bitches. Alot of woman and men (whoever) is in control of the relationship (there is always one) has their own quirks….Get over it. The marriage is desolved, let's move on.
She can't "emasculate" him without his permission! He needs to grow some balls!
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AND I THOUGHT I WAS HARD TO LIVE WITH!
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SHE SHOULD SUE WHOEVER MAKES THE PLASTIC ANTI-AGEING BAG!!!
How come they didn't mention the horse cock tickling her tonsils.
Re: former M fan – haaaa haa was think'n the same thing
can't wait for madonna dearest to come out
lourdes i said NOOOOO WIRE HANGERSSSS!
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I AM SO HAPPY FOR GUY!!!
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This really doesn't seem that out of the norm to me. So what she wanted her family to be healthy, and plenty of parents don't allow their children to watch TV, no big deal.
God why so many eating rules? She looks so ugly and old anyways…
She STUDIED medicine or went to school to become a DIETICIEN?
dont be shocked if she locked him up in a cage and forced to suck another guy .LOL
Sounds a little bit exaggerated… but who knows if it's the exaggeration is to blame on the media or Madonna. I can't see any harm if there's no tv at home. Healthy food in general is better than burgers.
I would like to know what they did eat,,.it doesn't seem like much other than fresh veggies and fruit. Is that healthy for growing kids to not eat dairy at all??
Not a bad job for Guy though - sure he had to bone Madonna the manfreak and live in a dystopian, almost orwellian enclosure for seven years but he earnt, if some reports are to be believe, worked out at about $2.4 million a year - not a terrible wage.
She reminds me of PETA; always trying to tell people how to live their lives!!
If he dated Madonna long, he wouldn't notice those things after his marriage. Douche bag! People if you have money you would do things like M too, so dont judge…I am sure you have your own special brand of milk/cheese/ice cream that you only enjoy so I don't see the difference.
Those demands, if true, are insane. I hate when people like her and J Lo forget where they came from
She has the exact same diet i subscribe to. Good for here. If Guy follows it, he will be in gr8 shape 4 a long, long time.
So living in a fantasy land with no clue as to what the real world is all about is supposed to be good for her family? She'll always be a dumb bitch.
A certain type of blueberry? Telling people not to make eye contact with her? (posted before)
Madonna needs to get over herself.
It's not like she's cured cancer-she sings songs for a living. So what?
I hope her maids spit in her self-important bowl of canadian blueberries.
Somehow I am feeling a bit sorry for Guy… I was never down on Madge for anything, but when someone is that controlling you are bound to not have any personal relationships anymore. No human being can live in a relationship like that and be healthy.
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Perhaps it is best that Madge is not in a marriage, it doesn't seem that she is much into them anyway.
wow perez she is crazy. you should be saying mean shit about her rather than miley. its not fair that you pick on people because you personally dont like them and then are so kind in other posts about people who you like. MADONNA IS OBVI CRAZY! a MUCH bigger threat than miley. thnx.
I'm sure she was probably a pill to live with BUT the no TV and all the health food-only stuff is GOOD for the kids - it doesn't make her horrible. It makes her a bit like the crunchy mommas I know.
is that it, perez?
I did not read anything way out there and I was hoping for some nasty stuff!
- Madge emasculated him! The paper said every aspect of home life was dictated by M.
a. if he had a problem with that he shouldn't have married her nor sired a child from her.
- Madonna sleeps slathered in $1000-a-jar cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to fight aging.
a. female celebs are under enormous pressure to look good. b. madonna can afford to spend that kind of money on body cream.
- M only allows a precise blend of Colombian coffee to be served in the home.
a. certain brands of coffee are superior to others. some people do not enjoy the taste of "sanka"
- Picky eater M can't have any regular blueberry. It has to be a certain type of Canadian blueberry (which are specially flown in to London).
a. madonna can afford to be selective about what foods she consumes. It would be great of we all the means to select where our food comes from!
- Madonna despises processed meat and would only allow it in the home on very rare occasions.
a. consuming too much animal flesh causes prostate cancer!
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- Dairy is banned at the Madonna home. Guy could only have rice milk in
the house.
a. I love the stuff (cheese, ice cream) but dairy is bad for you and really packs on the pounds.
b.I hardly think Mr Manly Man would allow anyone to tell him what he can eat.
- Madge banned sugar entirely, which, says the Mail, "made biscuits, ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their son Rocco." Cheese, cream, salt and preservatives were also a no-no.
a. banning sugar is not a good idea because it makes children crave it more.
but that stuff is not goof for your teeth or your body. Many parents have to monitor their children's sugar and salt intake.
- Her exercise routine, never less than two hours a day, six days a week, rules her life. Madonna's trainer has been living with the family for the last year.
a. all female celebs are under enormous pressure to be attractive, fit, thin and youthful. I don't think Nicole Kidman has eaten a solid meal in a decade.
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- Apparently the no TV ban didn't only apply to the kids. There was apparently no TV at the home at all. There was also a ban on newspapers (?!).
a. My mother banned TV watching in our household. responsible parents do not want the TV raising their children.
b. Maybe Madonna doesn't want her children to read what she has been up to in the papers.
Guy didn't know what he was getting into?
a. I'm guessing he did know what he was getting into but he put up with all the BS for a big payday.
HAHAHAHAHA…WHAT A FREAKSHOW!!!!
That's is definitely insane. She's a freak.
I never liked Madonna; this just makes me dislike her more.
How messed up is she? She doesn't even let her children eat cookies or ice cream? That's horrible! And no TV or newspaper? And she's voting? How does she even get any information?
So many questions!
Re: Devore –
Yeah, but responsible parents also should let children make some decisions, and not control every aspect of their children's lives.
Most people watch TV as kids, and turn out fine.
Madonna is so NOT sexy, I can't see how he ever hooked up with her to begin with…
Re: Canuckfuck –
Yeah, so when the kids grow up and discover sugar, they'll eat tons of it and get fat.
Sorry, banning anything is not good. All things in moderation.
There are worse things for children than cookies and television, trust me.
Re: VanVaz –
I know right?
Kids need fats and dairy to grow… I don't know who is telling her otherwise…
She probably worried that she would pig out on the "unhealthy" stuff and gain weight.
She seems to me to be a control freak.
I agree with the processed meat and sugar thing. THOSE THINGS ARE DISGUSTING!!! They too are banned from my house.
Re: Devore – youre so right. Love Madonna.forever.
she has been like that longer than she has been with him. He did know what he was getting into and it is not as though it is a cult thing. It is common knowledge that those foods are bad for you. (Ok for the people that look beyond their" this is the way I've always eaten and this is how it should be even if I am freakin 300lbs baby") As for the TV thing you should give her cred for it. She has (or someone does) to find a way to amuse everyone without it.
It takes two when a marriage goes wrong, especially a seven year marriage, they are both at fault…just feel sorry for the kids.
i love madge but come on she is nuts…… no tv mags etc because she says its poison….. but how many times did she go on tv books etc,,,,, acting all ungodly??? face it mo those kids are going to see every single thing u had done..
Re: Big Black Dick – My badder is worth at least that too !!
WHOA!
He needs a huge cock up his ass to straighten him out.
honestly im not that shocked. Just hope her kids are doing something developing in the mean time without cakes, tv and such.
I don't understand how Perez is being so open -minded to the media about the Guy and Madonna split and the details emerging but slammed Christopher Ciccone for his memoir about being Madonna's brother. Almost every detail being put out about her marriage and controlling ways are in the book.
Maybe there is a dairy allergy in the house, so she just keeps it from everyone. We don't have peanuts in our house for the same reason.
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So what.
Trying to be healthy, all those things that she didn't want are not healthy for you anyway, and watching so much tv isn't either. Not shocking!!!!
Big deal
now that they're getting a divorce, does this mean she'll stop talking with a British accent
That man must be so relieved it's over. He must have stayed because of his son. He will hook up with some young sweet chick, who will worship the ground he walks on. I can't believe A-rod is into her.
OKANAGAN BLUEBERRIES ARE THE SHIT!! I'd fly them in to London too!! Other that that- kinda crazy.
This is what happens when you have too much money! Geez, and behind all that careful cultivation of a certain image to the public, out comes the real Madonna, a weirdo!
I read on a european newspaper that her adopted son's father in Africa is trying to get the adoption overturned because he doesn't want his son to live in a divorced family!
Guy was living the lie about his marriage back then too!
That doesnt sound that bad but her ass wouldnt be controlling me if I was her husband!
that is such a load of bollocks. Guy didn't know that she is overpowering and a control freak? He is getting divorced because he wanted to watch TV?
I am calling bullshit on www.howlegit.com
Fucked up with a capital F.
MADGE, SWEETIE………YOU KNOW THERE ARE DOCTORS AND MEDICATION FOR WHAT YOU HAVE!!!
It's disgusting that someone would press their own eating disorder onto their children. I hope the husband regularly took them out for ice cream and other treats that are fine in moderation while she was working out her exercise disorder.
Madonnkey is a silly, baggy, aging ol' ho from Detroit whom I believe wanted Guy Ritchie to make her a movie star in England since it wasn't happenin' here. ('Dick Tracy,' anyone?) It was probably all he do to live with her on a daily freakin' basis. And she pays him back (and her children) by f*cking around on him with a sleazy whore like herself — A-Dog, of all possible people. But I am absolutely THRILLED for that hunky hotness that is Mr. Ritchie that he is out from under Madonnkey's skanked-out craziness now! Go and get a REAL woman, Guy!!! — And I also hope he gets custody of the two boys.
i like her rules adopt me plz….that's why she looks so good
Perez, I thought you were Madge's #1 fan. Why the trash slinging all of a sudden?
Ironic that Madonna allows nothing unhealthy or artificial in her body yet spends half her life in plastic (when sleeping). It's her life so she's entitled, but someone please bake Lourdes & Rocco some chocolate chip cookies! That's just plain sad.
Ho,
Ho,
Ho.
The scene where Vinnie Jones slamming the guys head repeatedly in the car door comes to mind.
"Fuck you bitch!! I'm eating sugar, watching tv, and drinking a fuckin' milkshake!!!"
All punctuated by a slam of the door.
And you need to get a refund on that plastic 'anti-aging' suit.
Well, you have to consider that since she is worth $500 million, she can afford any fine luxury her heart desires. "Regular" people are spending $400 on True Religion jeans, so why shouldn't M buy $1000 a jar cream?
As for the no TV thing, I would go crazy without TV—especially kids should be able to enjoy it.
I LOVE MADONNA AND WHATEVER SHE DOES, I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
Dayummmmmm!! She's a big time control freak!!! I'm a vegetarian but I wouldn't force that on my spouse or children. It's MY personal choice. Why should they be deprived of things that they enjoy because I don't like it? Her kids are going to end up rebelling like she did if she doesn't ease up!!!
Re: BlkBarbie – The only thing that will keep them from rebelling is the tune of her $700,000,000.00.Mabey she should spend more time at home and she may buy some TV's…yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well.
Same as Hitler.
Take a peasant out of poverty,…put in a position of wealth and power,…and the Crazazy becomes manifest.
Kings and Queens are raised from infancy to handle wealth and power. Paupers born in poverty have never been taught how to properly handle a life of riches and fame.
Now.
Mammy have spoken.
Hhhhhhuuuuummmmmppppppphhhhhhfffffff.