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Separated At Birth

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Left: Olive Oyl. Right: Angelina Jolie.

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  1. jeri says – reply to this


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    Except Brad is Wimpy, not Popeye!!! nyak nyak nyak.

  2. vicki says – reply to this


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    so true and so sad…

  3. hahahaha so funny says – reply to this


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    this is hilarious!
    oh yea firstttt!

  4. Diabolical~Bitch!! says – reply to this


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    Now thats some funny-ass shit!!!!

  5. Mkk says – reply to this


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    Funny!

  6. tbjorn says – reply to this


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    He he that's funny, you should find a pic of Olive with baby sweet pea!

  7. regular reader says – reply to this


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    It's Olive Oyl. Not oil.

  8. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    Perez Perfect, so true!!!!!

  9. duron says – reply to this


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    yeeeha

  10. MarciLynn says – reply to this


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    Love Ang but yeah that's funny.

  11. Megan says – reply to this


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    Angelina needs to stop feeding that chubby baby.

  12. fionalicious says – reply to this


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    hehe uhmm not really, she doesn't have the nose or the not-even-one-curve type of body, ange is looking thinner but its not like she is teri hatcher or something

  13. COCO says – reply to this


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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…I love you Perez…My thoughts exactly!

  14. PaperThinAward says – reply to this


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    Awwww….Shiloh "Sweetpea" is so cute…..Angie's kneecaps look HAWT!~

  15. Laurie says – reply to this


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    You assholes shouldn't wish AIDS or any other disease on people…..your sick.

  16. Emily says – reply to this


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    she needs to EAT A LOT!!

  17. kristy says – reply to this


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    Wow #5 your a little scarey, anyways she is a thin women but I dont know if I would compare her to Olive oil that's a little harsh

  18. Not Stupid says – reply to this


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    For chrikes sake, how hard is it to pick up a fork and put food in your mouth. it's the endless bogus excuses that are so ridiculous. how dumb are we supposed to be? if you want to be an anorexic and disappear that is your own business, but own up to it and stop dragging more kids into your illness! you'd think with all the children she already has she'd be less selfish and get healthy for their sakes. who is letting her adopt all of these kids when she's obviously in the grips of this mental illness? sick sick sick sick.

  19. Crazy Train says – reply to this


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    That homewrecking bitch is always wearing black these days. WTF?

  20. jen says – reply to this


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    omg hahah…..
    its sad the ones that hate perez are still taking the time to comment/read his blog…aww…keep makiing him famous biitches=]

  21. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


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    She's nowhere near beautiful or sexy anymore. She looks sickly worse than Nicole Ritchie ever did even. She looks cartoonish with those huge lips sorta like Pam Anderson with her huge boobs..they don't fit. And I know everyone gets all up in arms when someone talks about the babies of celebs but this Shilo is NOTHING to write home about. This Brangelina thing is close to it's run. Then we're gonna see psycho get really psycho

  22. blah says – reply to this


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    hahahah sooooo funny!!! 10th?

  23. Astha says – reply to this


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    Perez watever your name is, you forgot to mention that Angelina and brad were out with their four kids not with the gilrs only. Other blogs have the pics of the whole family outings at the museum, you dumbhead. Of course since you're turning into a trashoid ass licker you had to get the pics that suited you. No, the boys weren't at home beating the shit out of each other, you disgusting pig. If Angelina is anoxeric, you're a fat overweight dickhead. I

  24. MARA says – reply to this


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    I'M A DIE HARD FAN OF ANGIE'S …BUT THIS IS SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Charlie says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with her knee?

  26. hmm says – reply to this


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    can someone tell me what the fuck is up with her feet?

  27. biggusdickus says – reply to this


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    The baby is the same size as her mum? thats not right! put some weight on angie…..shiloh is such a cute baby

  28. El$* says – reply to this


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    #5 your dumb cunt! haha so true!

  29. Farbissinna says – reply to this


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    I can't believe it!! Yesterday I was thinking Angelina Jolie separated at birth from Olive Oil and Shelly Duval.

  30. Daisy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA!
    Fucking love ya Perez.

  31. Mariah's Boob says – reply to this


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    She can use some of my weight!

  32. danie says – reply to this


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    Perez, I hope you get raped with a lampost so that your stinky anus turns so loose you'd have to to wear nappies all your life. Worse I wish the next time you swallow your several lovers sperm you get AIDS and die from it, you fucking loser! How does it feel now? Eh! Fucking fatherfucker!

  33. ano says – reply to this


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    God this bitch used to be hot. Now she's as attractive as an etheopian starving to death..yuck.. I wouldn't hit that.

  34. ALFRED says – reply to this


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    Ok #5-If you are Angelina's fan, This prove like you all are like her. Mental, sick and mean. In case you don't know asshole, Zahara's real mother die from aids, how can you wish aids on Perez?

    And yes, Perez is right, Angelina looks exactly as Olive Oil. Rosario la de Popeye, flaca y destartala…..So don't fuck with the truth siko.

  35. You are so dense for a guy says – reply to this


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    Angelina is really skinny but you'r attempt to make a joke just failed you moron fat lab mouse with bad dye hair job.

  36. french girl says – reply to this


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    how can you hope someone to die of aids? so odious… moreover to support angelina jolie…

  37. Ju says – reply to this


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    LMAO

    A.W.E.S.O.M.E!

  38. B's Wife says – reply to this


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    She looks awful. Not the beauty she was.

  39. Michelle says – reply to this


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    test

  40. david says – reply to this


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    are you guys seriously taking this comparison to heart? i know not everyone in these comments is taking it seriously, which is good…but to the people who are saying "nuhh not exactly" or something along those lines, get out of the house. off the computer and get a sense of humour. thats pathetic

  41. not impressed says – reply to this


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    Wow, that is so funny. So now do a split screen with Perez and Jason Davis.

  42. costa33 says – reply to this


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    sooo true!! i just read info about her former lesbian lover….her and brad will not last!! she's turning toxic and controlling!

    good work, perez as always!!!!! good work, perez as always!!!!!

  43. ? says – reply to this


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    why does shiloh still look like a little baby? shes over 1, shouldnt she be walking herself by now? look at suri cruise! she looks so much older than shiloh, even though shes only 1 month older. strange

  44. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Oh God! LMAO, Perez!!

    #5, Angelina does NOT have a perfect body, she's at least 20 pounds underweight and it will start to wreak havoc with her health. I can't stand her, but I hope she can turn it around.

  45. meg says – reply to this


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    i just can't keep up with all the kids!
    p.s i love it when ppl go OH YEAH FIRST and theyre like 5th hahah

  46. Mia says – reply to this


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    That baby is not obese. She's a cutie. Now Adam Sandler's little girl is kinda chunky, but they're babies…they grow into it.

  47. Joey says – reply to this


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    OMG, lmao! You're a genius Perez. What a perfect match.

  48. me says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha, that's good.

  49. TeamLauren says – reply to this


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    Perez please don't die of AIDS, thats just cruel…Angie needs a double cheese burger like woah

  50. Scary says – reply to this


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    Good Gawd she looks awful. She truely needs help.

  51. faeluv83 says – reply to this


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    While I agree she is alrmingly thin these days, I still love her and she does not look like Olive Oil you dirty sleazabag!

  52. MAKE UP YOUR MIND MORON says – reply to this


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    AND THIS IS THE SAME MORON WHO SAID TYRA BANKS LOOKED FAT, SO NOW ANGELINA IS SKINNY, YOU CRITIC NORMAL PEOPLE AND SAY THEY ARE FAT (YOU ARE FAT) AND NOW ANGELINA IS TOO SKINNY, TOMOROW YOU WILL SAY THAT VANESSA WILLIAMS IS FAT AND YOU THIN, OH MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU MORON.

  53. B's Wife says – reply to this


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    Suri Cruise is 6 months older than they admit to.

  54. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    ahhahahahahhaa!!! This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on this website!!! She is just like Olive Oyl, she even has the big floppy feet to go along with the super skinny body. I guess she learned the 3rd World Country diet with all her travels.

  55. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    Hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  56. Can you imagine FUCKING THAT! says – reply to this


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    Before too long, Shilo will weigh more than mommy skeletor.

  57. Emily says – reply to this


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    LOL

    that's all I have to say

  58. Vaginalina Jolie says – reply to this


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    That's the final straw, Mario. I will no longer read this mean Blog and I will encourage people to go elsewhere to get their "celebrity fix." You think you're the only one who can draw pictures on photos like a fifteen year old girl and say mean things about people you don't even know? At least SplashNewsOnline.COM take their own pictures. What do you do? Nothing. Buh bye, babe.

  59. meg says – reply to this


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    Why are you against Mangelina all of a sudden? Did she diss you like Jennifer Aniston did so now you make fun of her? I thought she was St. Mangelina???

  60. lar says – reply to this


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    Right now Brad is thinking to himself: what the fuck did I get myself into???????
    Jokes' on you Bradley Pitt!!

  61. tiffany says – reply to this


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    She looks freaking sick! Brad needs to feed her. Eat BITCH!

  62. lola says – reply to this


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    PEREZ THATS A HIT BELOW THE BELT,YOU KNOW HOW GOOD ANGIE IS,YOU KNOW YOURSELF HOW PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES WEIGHT ..OUT OF ALL THE STARS YOU WRITE ABOUT AND IF YOU NEEDED HELP ,ANGIE WOULD HELP YOU ,THE OTHERS WOULD KICK YOU TO THE CURB.

  63. tiffany says – reply to this


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    She looks effing SICK! Eat BITCH EAT!!!!

  64. AnthonyK453 says – reply to this


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    It's Olive Oyl. Not Oil.

  65. donut says – reply to this


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    whats up with her knee it looks whacked!

  66. Coouchie says – reply to this


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    Whatz on her feet? They aren't ballet slippers are they? Maybe her feet are melting? She is one fugly bee-atch! Fuck Angelina that homewrecker!!

  67. Myla says – reply to this


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    What a blessed baby.
    LOL.
    She gets Angelina Jolie's gorgeous lips and Brad Pitt's sexy eyes and hair.
    Now how much people are that lucky to get looks like that? One. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
    Its like the perfect looks, you know?
    Nothing can make her ugly.

  68. mc says – reply to this


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    Perez, that's so funny, I was hoping you would do Olive Oyl for Winehouse. She is the ultimate olive.

  69. mb says – reply to this


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    Huge feet

  70. Scarlett says – reply to this


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    As much as I like Angelina, that was kind of funny. But come on - her mother did die recently. If my mother died, I'd lose weight too. She needs to put on about 20 pounds, sure, but cut her some slack.

  71. Brad is ugly as well says – reply to this


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    This is the woman men drool over? OMG…ill be dying of laughter soon

  72. melissa says – reply to this


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    Forget Angie saving the kids, someone needs to save her!

  73. gina says – reply to this


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    LOOOL My only comment could be that Olive Oil WISHED she looked as good as Angelina lol

  74. rae_regenbogen says – reply to this


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    When a baby looks fat next to it's mother, there's a serious issue that needs to be dealt with.

  75. me says – reply to this


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    bull

  76. someone says – reply to this


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    Olive Oil looks better than Jolie…LOL

  77. jodi says – reply to this


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    She is so FUG. I don't get what guys see inher. Big Ol ASS lips, and that skeletor bod….GROSS.

    I am betting she has some heroin addiction going on. She is a freak, and I hope for the sake of those kids, she gets some help. FREE BRAD!!

  78. ben says – reply to this


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    look at angelina's knee

  79. del says – reply to this


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    wow lol..totally dude..Good one Perez

  80. danthegirl says – reply to this


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    Can we say annorexic? What, she's thrity years old and looks like almost 40.

    That baby looks bigger around than she does!

    Gross. Just gross.

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  82. Me Needs Me Spinach says – reply to this


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    LOL..this is your most accurate "Separated at Birt" ever:)

  83. Goonigal says – reply to this


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    funny!

  84. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    That is hilarious!!!!! she does look like Olive Oyl. That is very funny!!!!!

  85. kylie says – reply to this


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    shes beautifulll
    a natural,healthy beautifull woman
    id imagine all the haters are fatass computer geeks like perez.thats why yous cant identify with such an angel like ange

  86. sweet_LJ says – reply to this


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    Funny. Angie is a tough girl. She can take the joke I am sure…..Nice.

  87. ha!! says – reply to this


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    wow!
    good call.

    ouch.

  88. VeeCeeBee says – reply to this


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    could it be that she is identifying too much with the starving children in malaysia?

  89. Palisa says – reply to this


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    Ange has a beautiful face, but she's waaaaay too skinny. :(

  90. Jonathan says – reply to this


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    At least Olive Oyl has better looking legs (not those knobby knees like Ms. Jolie) and smaller feet!

  91. you and me says – reply to this


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    Angelina's lips probably weigh more than her entire body.

  92. Meagan says – reply to this


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    So does that mean Brad is a Sexy Popeye??

  93. movebyleap says – reply to this


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    w

  94. sunshine says – reply to this


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    we KNOW, we KNOW.. she's fucking skinny.
    what the fuck ever man.
    her mother died. her only recognized parent.
    she was very close to her.
    so she's in mourning, maybe she doesn't feel like eating.
    .
    .
    maybe if you were to be less than %99.5 selfish and went and helped some starving children in a 3rd world country, you might not feel like being obese either, when other people don't have a thing to eat.
    i have to say i highly doubt it, Pigez.
    i highly doubt those children would accept your help, either.
    .
    .
    leave her the fuck alone.

  95. brenda says – reply to this


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    HAhahahaa love it!

  96. brenda says – reply to this


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    Love Sweeet Shiloh shes one of the cutest babies ever! To bad her own mom don't apreciate her.

  97. GOYA Babe says – reply to this


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    Love you AJ — keep on truckin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. Superbad says – reply to this


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    Striking resemblance, but that would mean that Brad Pitt is Popeye, and that couldn't be further from the truth lol

  99. pEREZ YOU FAT NASTYPICE OF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SKINED RETRAD ANGELINA IS A NICE WOMAN AND YOUR A GODDAMN NAZI says – reply to this


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    BRUN IN HELL PEREZ

  100. anajana says – reply to this


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    puh-leeeeeeeeeeze. how about perez bash on someone who needs to be bashed on?!?! so she lost a little bit of weight. ever heard of stress perez?!?! not everyone dives into a pint/gallon of cookie dough ice cream everytime they get stressed. some people burn off food like mad when they get stressed. she's filming a movie and has 200 kids, give her a break.

    not funny at all. weak and lame.

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