Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This is why we love the Lohans. They never know when to shut the fuck up!
Lindsay's father, Michael, gave us this shocking interview, the most explosive and candid of his life.
In his exclusive chat with Perez, he claims that Dina is still using cocaine and exploiting Lindsay for financial gain, amongst other incendiary allegations.
Click here to read the transcript of our almost twenty minute chat.
Now, Dina Lohan is firing back!
Responding to our exclusive interview with Michael, Dina gave our friends and colleagues at VH1 this statement:
"Now the world will know why eight people were issued criminal stay away orders of protection until 2011 against Michael Lohan."
We love it!
Long live the Lohans, the best family in America!!!!!!!
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